2B SPORTS THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24.2008 quote of the day "It felt like a loss by 30 points, no different, you lose by 30 points, it's bad — 54 or whatever. A 30-point loss is big." — Kansas City Chiefs safety Jarrod Page Source: Associated Press fact of the day Tony Gonzalez registered his 25th career 100-yard receiving game, the highest total by any tight end in NFL history. Gonzalez passed Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow (24) for sole possession of first place. trivia of the day Q: The Buffalo's 54 points were the most ever given up by Kansas City in the history of the franchise. What was the previous high for points scored against the Chiefs? A: The Seattle Seahawks held the previous high set in 1983 when they scored 51 points in an overtime victory. Today Men's Basketball: Washington. 9 p.m. (Kansas City, Mo.) Tuesday Tuesday Nees Basketball: Florida or Syracuse, TBA (Kansas City, Mo.) Wednesday Volleyball: Baylor, 7 p.m. (Lawrence) Thursday No events Friday Men's Basketball: Coppin State, 7 p.m. (Lawrence) Saturday Saturday Volleyball: Iowa State, 6:30 p.m. (Ames, Iowa) Football: Missouri, TBA (Kansas City, Mo.) Sunday Sunday Women's Basketball: New Orleans, 2 p.m. (Lawrence) Celebrate Thanksgiving with these lists Last week was filled with automaker headaches in Detroit, cabinet choices and stock market declines; with vampires and pirates and wondering whether Kerry Meier and Jake Sharp would be fine. Thank goodness it's Thanksgiving. We have a week for food, family, friends, the start of real competition for the basketball team and the Border Showdown. There will still be plenty of headaches in Detroit, but at least they'll stem from the football team and not bailouts. 1. A fit and motivated Sherron Collins 8 THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR 2. Sunny Indian summer days 3. Dayton Moore's fearless attitude when it comes to trades 4. Mochas at Signs of Life 5. Kerry Meier's sure hands 6. Hooded sweatshirts 7. Pumpkin pie with a cup 7. Pumpkin pie with a cup of coffee 8. That if you're reading this, you work, study or teach at KU. 4 THINGS TO DISLIKE ABOUT MISSOURI 2. Bandwagon Cardinal fans who show up every October 1. Silver Dollar City 3. Cut-off jorts were invented there (well, at least that would make sense) Interlude: I really do wish faded jean jackets were still in style. 4. Mizzou fans thinking their football team is a national power when it has one quality victory in the last two seasons — a close victory against Kansas. 4. Mizzou fans thinking their football team is a national power when it has one quality victory in the last two seasons — a close victory against Kansas. Interlude II: The Missouri athletics department recently made Gary Pinkel one of the highest-paid coaches in the country because of this illusion. In the last calendar year, the Tigers have gotten throttled by Oklahoma and Texas, and lost to Oklahoma State at home. Other than Kansas, the best team they've beaten is mediocre Nebraska. 3 REFRESHING QUALITIES OF THE SOMALI PIRATES 1. They reportedly bring in chefs to prepare spaghetti and chicken for their hostages. 3. They speak with reporters. I'll 2. They improve the economy in certain towns of their impoverished country. say that again. Real-life pirates have been quoted in The New York Times. 2 COOL PIRATES 1. Jack Sparrow 2. Long John Silver 3 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NEVER HOST A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1. Kathie Lee Gifford (oops, too late) 3. Larry Johnson 5 COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYERS WHO ARE A JOY TO WATCH TOWATCH 1. Davidson's Stephen Curry 2. Texas A.J. Abrams 3. Notre Dame's Luke Harangy 4. Patrick Mills for St. Mary's 5. San Diego's Rob Jones 6 QUESTIONS 1. When was the last time you saw a collect calling commercial? 2. Aren't you glad there are no more collect calling commercials so you don't have to see David Arquette? 3. Will Kansas Citians ever get to watch basketball at the Sprint Center on a regular basis? 4. How much longer until the ur- key is ready? 5. If you really wanted to stimulate the economy, wouldn't a rescue package for college students be the quickest way? 6. Where is the law? 6. Where is the love? Edited by Becka Cremer BIG 12 FOOTBALL ASSOCIATED PRESS Okahama quarterback Sam Bradford avoids a tackle by Texas Tech defender Colby Whitlow as he looks for a receiver in the third quarter in Human Okla. on Saturday, Bradford threw for 34 and four touchdowns as Oklahoma won the game 65-21. Oklahoma beats Texas Tech, Iowa falls to K-State NO. 3 OKLAHOMA 65, NO. 7 TEXAS TECH 21 BY TAYLOR BERN tbern@kansan.com Blowout Sooner: Wow. Like it has done to so many teams this season, Oklahoma's offense made Tech look completely inferior. Running backs Chris Brown and DeMarco Murray combined for five touchdowns and led the Sooners to 299 yards on the ground. Three receivers — including top guys Juainq KANSAS STATE 38 IOWA STATE 30 Iglesias and Manuel Johnson — caught just one pass but each turned it into a touchdown. Sam Bradford's modest-yet-efficient 14-of-19 for 304 yards and four touchdowns make him the new Heisman front-runner. Power Towel: In his final game as the purple-clad leader, coach Ron Prince gave up 626 yards to a mediocre offense but escaped with a victory. Kansas State forced three turnovers and committed only one penalty. Quarterback Josh Freeman tossed four touchdowns in what could also be his final game. Final record: 5-7 (2-6). Limp to the Finish: Austen Arnaud completed 31 passes to 15 different receivers, but the mistakes were too much to overcome. Arnaud threw two interceptions and the Cyclones also lost a fumble. Final record: 2-10 (0-8). Guns Down: Oh boy. The Red Raiders' vaunted offensive line couldn't give quarterback Graham Harrell any time in the pocket and the results were disastrous. Tech mustered just 45 rushing yards and failed to score on consecutive drives for the first time all season. Tech defense let Oklahoma do whatever it wanted for the entire game. The Red Raiders also killed themselves with three turnovers and one third down conversion. Harrell completed 33-of-55 passes for 361 yards. Edited by Becka Cremer Teachers of world languages are in demand today and will be increasingly sought after in the years ahead. 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No. 22 Georgia Tech at No. 11 Georgia 4. Maryland at No. 21 Boston College 5. No. 23 Oregon at No. 17 Oregon State 6. No. 22 Corvallis at No. 17 Oregon State 8. South Carolina at Clemson 9. No. 3 Oklahoma at No. 12 Oklahoma State 10. Miami (FL) at North Carolina State Submit your picks either to KickTheKansan@kansan.com or to the Kansas business office, located at the West side of Stauffer-Flint Hall, which is between Wescoe Hall and Watson Library. Name: 1) Only KU students are eligible. 2) Give your name, e-mail, year in school and hometown. 3) Beat the Kansan's best prognosticator and get your name in the paper. 4) Beat all your peers and get your picture and picks in the paper next to the Kansan staff. 5) To break ties, pick the score of the designated game. 1) Only KU students are eligible. 5) To break ties, pick the score of the designated game. --course, Oklahoma thrashed Texas Tech 65-21. 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