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Guy: (on phone) Do you want to get some six packs, smoke some hookah and watch Iron Man?
Girl: If I ever hear you talk about the state of New Jersey again, I'm going to kick your ass.
Girl 1: Can I have a sip of your Coke?
Girl 2: No! I don't want lice.
Girl 1: So last night my roommate created a fake MySpace so she could stalk her ex.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've done that before. It never works out.
Girl: What were you for Halloween?
Guy: I went as the surge.
Girl: What?
Guy: The troop surge. I just acted like a failure all night.
**Guy 1:** I swear, if I hear one more person talk about Obama today, I'm going to lose it.
**Guy 2:** Obama.
Guy: What! This guy has a MySpace? Are you allowed to have MySpace if you're in jail?
Guy I: (looking at older man) This guy is such a creeper.
Guy 2: Brace yourself. That's what you'll look like in 75 years.
Guy i: I'm fairly confident I'll be dead by then.
Guy I: Have you tried that new energy water?
Guy 2: Hell no, man. I don't even put ice in my water. I am all-natural man.
Guy 1: When they announce who won the election, there shouldn't be any punching matches.
Guy 2: Who would punch matches?
**Guy 1:** I couldn't even get my mouth around the burrito. Someone had to cut it up into little pieces for me.
**Guy 2:** Oh man, that's depressing.
Girl: Have you watched any of the new American Gladiators?
Guy: Not really. Without mullets, it's just not as good.
—Sean Rosner
TOMORROW'S NEWS quirky alarm clocks
Finding it more difficult to get out of bed as the semester drags on? These unconventional alarm clocks can help you get out of your snooze-button-slapping routine.
Clocky
Clocky is forgiving. It lets you snooze once. But try hitting that button again, and this wheeled alarm clock races off your nightstand and turns in random directions around your room, all the while making loud R2-D2-like noises. Guari Nanda, Clocky inventor and founder of Nanda Home Inc., which sells the alarm clock, came up with the idea when she was a graduate student at MIT and had trouble getting out of bed in the morning. Clocky costs $50 and comes in a variety of colors. For more information, visit www.nandahome.com.
Flying Alarm Clock
When it's time for you to wake up, the Flying Alarm Clock shoots a plastic propeller into the air. The only way to turn off the alarm is to sift through your piles of dirty clothes on the floor, find the propeller and return it to the top of the clock. The Flying Alarm Clock can be found at www.thinkgeek.com for $25.
Puzzle Alarm Clock
Though using your brain is probably the last thing you want to do upon just waking up, this alarm clock gives you no choice. When the alarm sounds, the clock launches four puzzle pieces into the air. To stop the alarm, you must find all the pieces and put them back in their places atop the clock. The Puzzle Alarm Clock is available at www.bimbambanana.com, and costs about $140.
—Sean Rosner
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