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Girl: You're going to kill me.
Professor: I would never! I could lose tenure for that.
Girl 1: Marshmallows and whip cream are the most pointless dessert foods ever.
Girl 2: I think they were just invented because there was a need for edible glue.
Girl: Alcohol and expensive video equipment—always a good time.
Guy: Just make sure you use a tripod so the video isn't all shaky.
Professor: Hypothetical situation: It's Zombie Night and you go downtown and find two zombies smokin' dope behind a building. What do you do?
Girl: Make them share?
Girl! (looking at Zombie Walk photos in Jayplay) If I would've been downtown when this happened, I would have shat myself.
Girl 1: It's 11;11. Make a wish.
Girl 2: I wish the fat in his thighs would miraculously move up to my ass.
**Guy:** (leaving a message) Hey, just giving you a shout, so give me a shout when you get this and we can give those girls a shout.
Guy: If you go to that meeting about breast cancer awareness, you get a free shirt that says "i heart boobs."
Girl 1: She never has enough clothes on.
Girl 2: Well, next week she'll have pneumonia so we won't have to see her.
Professor: (sniffing the air) Is somebody eating lunch at 10 a.m.?
Guy: It's just like elementary school!
Guy I: (listening to TI's song "Whatever You Like") This whole song is about Barack Obama.
Guy 2: Barack Obama's sex is so wet and so tight?
Girl: (on phone) I know she made it home last night...I just don't know whose home she made it to.
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November 6,2008
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