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**Guy:** What does it mean to "throw some Ds on that bitch?"
Girl: I've heard it used in reference to report cards.
Guy: Really? If I'm ever in a situation where I'm failing, I'm going to tell my professor to throw some Ds on that bitch.
Guy 1: I'm so pissed! Who the hell brings ketchup to a party, anyway? It was all over the bathroom.
Guy 2: We're totally going to have to clean the apartment before we move out. God knows the people before us didn't.
TA: (talking to another TA) You need to break them damn it. They all think they're going to graduate and do something.
Guy: Hard crossword today?
Girl: No, I'm just unusually stupid.
Guy I: I hate it when I have to walk down a hall where someone's cleaning the floor. I feel like such a dick.
Guy 2: I actually intentionally walk through where they're cleaning, just to let them know how low they are.
Girl: Barack Obama apparently has an official Halloween Web site where you can get Barack Obama decorations and Barack Obama pumpkin carving directions. It's called YesWeCarve.com.
Girl!: Yeah, I have to see my parole officer tonight. He's so hot.
**Guy 1:** I did Baby Jay once. Not the current Baby Jay, but, like, years ago.
**Guy 2:** That seems really, really wrong.
**Guy 3:** Dude, it's just a costume!
Guy (on phone): The last time I saw him he had dreadlocks and was picking fruit in California.
Girl: Do you want to play "Slamwich?" Guy: No, I'd rather play "Boxers or Briefs."
Girl: (sitting down in hallway) Yeah, um,
pretty sure someone just puked where
I'm sitting.
Girl: I'm wearing my O.J. Simpson gloves.
Guy: I love the smell of leather gloves.
Matt Bechtold
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October 30,2008
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