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Girl 1: He's so smart. He's set for life.
Girl 2: But is he hot?
Girl I: No. He looks like a seagull with a beard.
Guy I: Why in the hell are the '80s coming back?
Guy 2: So I can wear my fancy pack and have it be socially acceptable.
Girl: Thank my lucky stars, it's a man without an ear! Did you see that? He seriously didn't have an ear.
Girl: (whispering) I love men with guns.
Girl 1: I met this guy at Quinton's. He plays poker and I'm pretty sure he's the biggest drug dealer in Lawrence. But he has a great job at Applebee's.
Guy I: We never kick it anymore.
Guy 1: We never kick it anymore.
Guy 2: I have a girlfriend who buys me things, so please don't complain to me about us not being able to hang out anymore.
Guy: McCain is a blabbering vagina.
Guy I: I'm thinking about not going to class.
Guy 2: At least you're thinking about it.
Guy I: Who am I kidding? I'm not going to go.
Guy 1: Do you want me to help you move?
Guy 2: I should be doing that today, but I'm going to get in on a little of the old blunt-face-blunt-face real savage.
Guy: Mariah Carey is the definition of thick.
Guy I: Do you feel like a man when you push me around? Do you feel better now as I fall to the ground?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Girl: I think I would get an A in Catholicism.
Guy: Tina Turner out of retirement? I'm sprung all over that.
—Nina Libby
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Check out last week's winners:
Chris Hull
Joel Aldrich
October 9,2008
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