CONTACT
By Carly Halvorson
What do you do when you're upset about something?
What do you like best about fall?
Do you think it's a good idea for celebrities to get involved in politics?
What do you want your last meal to be?
Lisa Lampanelli Insult Comic
What's your morning routine like?
I try to feel my feelings. I cry,yell, punch a pillow, or hit a skinny,pretty woman.I find the last helps the most.
I love the smell of freshly sharpened pencils and the sight of newly carved jack-o-lanterns. I also enjoy seeing network shows fail and get cancelled after two episodes, especially if they star one of my enemies.
Free.
Robert McCullagh Kansas City, MO
Celebrities should do what they do best; look pretty, hit paparazzi and lay on the casting couch. Leave politics to the people who already know how to fuck it up the most; the politicians.
I turn on Howard Stern,
read my daily anti-anger
meditations during the
commercials and wash
my snatch. You know,
just normal average stuff
like that.
I go for a walk or a run, maybe listen to some music. Just some type of exertion, preferably physical.
I like seeing the leaves change and the overall atmosphere of things changing around me.
Pleasant and with good people like my friends and family.
Celebrities help influence people, but then they get criticized. Everyone should be involved in politics and have a voice; they just get criticized for their influence.
I get up, go for a run,
take a shower, grab
some breakfast and
then read the news.By
the time I'm done it's
usually time to go to
work or go to class.
October 2, 2008
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