2A NEWS --- THE UNIVERSITY HARLEY KANSAN FRIDAY AUGUST 20, 2008 FRIDAY AUGUST 29.2008 quote of the day I know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we've struggled to keep the promises of liberty and equality for all of our people. We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions. -www.brainyquotes.com fact of the day Laughing lovers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. most e-mailed Want to know what people are talking about? Here's a list of the five most e-mailed stories from Kansan.com: 1. Research aide arrested for possible drug manufacturing 3. Campus groups step up voter registration 2. That's disgusting: beer pong 4. Freshmen to make Kansas debut in Canada The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of The Kansan are 25 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 60045. 5. KU launches revised student health insurance plan et cetera The University Daily Kansan (ISSN 0746-4967) is published daily during the school year except Saturday, Sunday, fall break, spring break and exams. Weekly during the summer session excluding holidays. Periodical postage is paid in Lawrence, KS 66044. Annual subscriptions by mail are $120 plus tax. Student subscriptions of are paid through the student activity fee. Postmaster: Send address changes to The University Daily Kansan, 119 Stauffer-Flint Hall, 1435 Jayhawk Blvd., Lawrence, KS 66045 media partners KUJH Sunflower Broadband Channel 31 in Lawrence. The student-produced airs arns at 5:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m, and 11:30 p.m. every Monday through Friday. Also, check KUH online at tvku.edu. KJHK is the student voice in radio. Each day there is news, music, sports, talk shows and other content made for students, by students, at schools. "I'll call it'ret's a golf, sports, or speci 90.7 is for you." gee, sports or special events, KJHK 90.7 is for you. Celebrating Obama's speech miles away Lacy Mysir, Mission Woods nontraditional student, registers to vote at the Barack Obama acceptance speech watch party at Liberty Hall on Thursday night with help from George Dungan, Lienb. Neb., Junior, and Bene Garcia, Uylyssen, Kau. Junior, Members of the KU Young Democrats and Douglas County Democratic Party volunteered at the event to register voters and sign up volunteers. ODD NEWS Diaper breaks boy's fall saves his life SAO PAULO, Brazil — A disposable diaper has saved the life of an 18-month-old boy, breaking his fall from a third-floor apartment window, officials said Thursday. Caua Felipe Massaneiro survived a 30-foot fall because his diaper snagged on a security spike embedded in the concrete wall around his apartment building in the northeastern Brazilian city of Recife. The boy dangled from the spike for a moment, then "the diaper opened and the baby fell to the ground, but at a much slower speed," a police officer said. "The diaper obviously lessened the impact of the fall and saved the baby's life." "It was a miracle," said the officer who declined to be identified because she was not authorized to speak to the press. "He could also have been killed by one of the spikes." The child was treated for minor fractures at the Hospital Memorial Sao Jose, where spokesman Gilberto Tenorio said he was in stable condition. Police have opened an investigation to determine how the toddler fell out the window and "if parental negligence was one of the causes," the police officer said. The Folha de S. Paulo newspaper quoted Caua's father, 23-year-old Alexandre Cesar Massaneiro as saying that his son climbed onto a sofa underneath the window he fell from - "something he had never done before." "It wasn't the diaper that saved him," Massaneiro told the newspaper. "It was God." Town uses scarecrows to try and break record HOSCHTON, Ga. — This small northeastern Georgia town's population boom is frightening. In a bid to break a world record for scarecrows and scare up some fun for the fall season, thousands of straw-stuffed newcomers are creeping across town. There's a scuba diver, the Georgia Bulldogs football team and — of course — the cast of the Wizard of Oz. Even likenesses of Jesus and Elvis popped up. The 1,700 real residents of Hoschton hope to nearly triple their population with 4,000 scarecrows and break the Guinness World Record for "Most Scarecrows in One Location." The title belongs to the Cincinnati Horticultural Society's Cincinnati Flower and Farm Fest, which set the record in 2003 with 3,311 scarecrows. Antique dealer Robbie Bettis and her husband, Fred, are leading the effort for the town's fall festival, which begins Monday. On Wednesday they watched over an assembly line at an old downtown train depot, where about 20 people passed wooden frames among tables of dingy clothes, yellow milk jugs, plastic grocery bags, old hats, twine, ribbon and other donated materials "We thought if we gave people something fun to do then maybe they will forget about the difficult economy,"she said."Winning the world record is just a byproduct." Jayhawks & Friends Crows and criminals beware: Two men caught knocking over scarecrows were sentenced to build 25 of them, lest they face trespassing charges, Mayor Bill Copenhaver said. The Kansan will publish recent pictures of you and your friends on the second page of the news and sports sections. Sports-related photos will run on 2B of the sports section (Sportin' Jayhawks), while all other photos will run on 2A of the news section (Jayhawks & Friends). Photos will also be published online at Kansan.com. The Kansan reserves the right to not publish any photos submitted Ad for nanny makes appearance on blogs on a life of its own, making the rounds of parenting blogs and e-mail inboxes and inspiring an article in Thursday's New York Times. NEW YORK — It was an unusually honest ad for a live-in nanny, a 1,000-word tome beginning, "My kids are a pain." But it worked, attracting a brave soul who's never been a nanny before. "If you cannot multitask, or communicate without being passive aggressive, don't even bother replying," Rebecca Land Soodak, a mother of four on Manhattan's Upper East Side, wrote Aug. 19 in her advertisement on Craigslist. Soodak, a 40-year-old painter whose husband owns a wine store, eventually hired Christina Wynn, a 25-year-old University of Virginia graduate, to take care of Rubin, 12; Ellis, 9; and Shay and Cassie, both 6. "I made a commitment to stay in the job for at least a year," Wynn told the Times. "I met the oldest child, but not the others, which my mother said was crazy — to accept the job without meeting all the kids. So we'll see." She noted that one of the pluses is that the children are all in school for several hours each day. Submit all photos by e-mail to photos@kansan.com with the subject line "Jayhawks & Friends" and the following information: your full name; the full names, hometowns (city and state) and years in school of the people photographed; what is going on in the photo; when and where the photo was taken and any other information you find vital or interesting. Some other excerpts from the listing: "If you are fundamentally unhappy with your life, you will be more unhappy if you take this job, so do us all a favor and get some treatment or move to the Rockies, but do not apply for employment with us." "I can be a tad difficult to work for. I'm loud, pushy and while I used to think we paid well, I am no longer sure" And this: "Also, if you suspect all wealthy women are frivolous, we are not for you." And this: "I have all sorts of theories on how to stack my dishwasher, and if you are judgmental about Ritalin for ADHD, or think such things are caused by too much sugar, again, deal-break city." This being the age of instant communications, the ad took Candidate for the House chooses to be honest POTTSTOWN, Pa. — A candidate for the Pennsylvania House of Representatives is bringing up his arrest for domestic assault — in his own campaign materials. Democrat Jim Prendergast says telling voters about his 1996 misdemeanor assault conviction "to be honest with the people I'm going to work for." He also says he wants to explain the arrest on his terms, rather than have his opponent bring it up in an attack ad. Prendergast calls the incident a turning point in his life. He says he didn't strike his then-wife, but grabbed her roughly with both hands during an argument. He says he and his ex-wife are now on friendly terms. The man he's running to unseat, Republican state Rep. Tom Quigley, says he never had any intention of bringing up the incident. Ryan McGeeney Ex-Marine acquitted in killing detainees NATION On Aug. 28, the Lawrence Police Department reported that a KU student was the victim of aggravated kidnapping and burglary. The workshop "EndNote: Libraries and Databases" will begin at 10:30 a.m. in the Instruction Center in Anschutz Library. The seminar "The molecular photochemistry of a blue-light photoreceptor from the green alga chlamydomonas reinhardtii" will begin at 3:30 p.m. in 1001 Malott. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Good anyday with valid college I.D. VALID THROUGH SEPTEMBER 5 not valid with any other offer STUDENTS! 18 HOLES WITH CART $27 The jury took six hours to find Jose Luis Nazario Jr. not guilty of charges that he killed or caused others to kill four unarmed detainees on Nov. 9, 2004, in Fallujah, Iraq. The entertainment event "FREE Cosmic Bowling" will begin at 10 p.m. in Jaybowl in the Kansas Union. on the record On Aug. 28, the KU Public Safety office reported that two men were given notices to appear in court after one was found in possession of marijuana and the other was found in possession of drug paraphernalia. The men were cited in lot 105 on the KU campus, near the intersection of 19th and Iowa streets. RIVISIDE, Calif. — A former Marine accused of killing unarmed Iraqi detainees was acquitted of voluntary manslaughter Thursday. The public event "Meet & Greet: Tibetan artist Gonkar Gyatso" will begin at 2 p.m. in the Centennial Room in the Kansas Union The verdict marks the first time a civilian jury has determined whether the alleged actions of a former military service member in combat violated the law of war. The workshop "Blackboard Strategies and Tools" will begin at 9 a.m. and again at 2:30 p.m. in Budig Hall, Room 6. campus CALL TODAY FOR TEETIME AVAILABILITY EagleBend 1250 E. 902 Road Lawrence, Kansas (below the dam at Clinton Lake) (785) 748-0600 (877) 861-GOLF Monday is Labor Day, and there are no classes. Just as noteworthy, it is also the 110th anniversary of the day KU hired Dr. James Naismith. 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