IT'S THE GSPOT STUPID. Stop faking it. We know you don't know anything about women and sex. BY AMANDA WOLFE Guy and Girl are making out on a sofa when things begin to heat up. Guy, thinking he can't wait to impress Girl with his well-endowed penis quickly removes her clothes and throws them carelessly to the floor. Girl, following Guy's lead, works just as quickly to remove his pants, even though she's not yet feeling as aroused. Panties and boxers have barely come off when he slaps on a condom, climbs on top of her and thrusts away. They're going at it like rabbits when, suddenly, he orgasms and Girl is left wondering, "Is that it?" She quickly remembers the legendary dinner scene from When Harry Met Sally and taking Sally's lead, Girl fakes it. The male/female orgasm is a mystery because both partners are dealing with parts unknown. Even if you've seen them hundred times, as the old saying goes: you can never fully understand a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. The same goes for a woman. When it comes to a man's satisfaction, things are a little more straightforward. The female orgasm, however, is as complex as those pesky bras that clasp in the front. In order to have satisfying sexual experiences, men and women need to understand a few things about women. FOREPLAY Some women need it and some don't, but more women complain about lack of 12 jayplay thursday, november 6, 2003