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thursday, october 16, 2003
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The 2004 Japan Exchange and Teaching Program
Teach English in junior and senior high schools in Japan Learn about Japanese culture and people Gain international experience
Requirements
- Have an excellent command of the English language
- Obtain a bachelor's degree by July 1, 2004
- Be a U.S. citizen
- Be willing to relocate to Japan for one year
Applications are now available. The deadline for applying is December 5, 2003.
For more information and an application contact the Consultate General of Japan in Kansas City at 1800 Commerce Tower
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email: jet.cfp@yahoo.com. The application can also be found at www.us.emb.japan.go.jp
HOW TO EXTRACT MONETARY SUPPLEMENTS FROM YOUR COLLEGIATE BENEFACTORS
(Or: How to Mooch from Your Parents in Three Easy Steps)
FIG.1.1: THE GRAB FIG.1.2: THE LOOK FIG.1.3: THE DELIVERY
After initiating a sense of guilt in the breadwinner, watch the reserved pulling of the wallet from the subject's back pocket.
After the wallet has been removed, make certain the subject pulls the largest bill possible. Don't get short-changed.
Success! You have made the capture. With your new-found wealth, the options are limitless. Oh, and be sure to thank him.
After you success Refresh, sponsor it wisely. We recommend UNIVERSITY BOOK SHOP for all of your college needs.
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Todav's Birthday (Oct. 16)
Horoscope
Your assignment this year is to expand your influence and accept a leadership role. This means you'll have to show others that you can be trusted to make good decisions — a skill partially learned through experience.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is an 8.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 6.
Intellect and emotion vie for your attention. Don't overlook one or the other if you want to find the right answer.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 7.
You could learn a lesson by making a mistake. Be careful so that you can catch it before you've damaged more than your pride.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is a 7.
Curtail your spending, even if you'd be spending for a good reason. Give a loved one your time and attention instead. It'll be appreciated.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is a 7.
It's possible that you'll be in a cantankerous mood, so you may not have much patience with a spacey person. Don't snap.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7.
You could encounter one of your
oldest fears. Face it down. You
just might amaze yourself.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 7.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 7.
Beware of an opportunity that might cost you too much. Is fame or fortune worth the loss of your style? I think not.
The people who find out that you're doing well may try to tap you for a loan. Lending money wouldn't be a good idea now.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is an 8.
It would be great to get away for just a couple of days. Unfortunately, there's something you
need to take care of before you can go.
Romance looks promising, but money is still tight. If a friend dumps you now, consider it good luck. You'll do better.
Making up your mind was important. Now, get down to work. Start by learning all the rules of the game you're going to win.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Todgv is a 6.
This is a much better day for listening than for asking questions. More is going on behind the scenes than you can see out in the open.
It wouldn't hurt to have a wise partner on your side for a while. You can't be everywhere at once, no matter how hard you try.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a7.
Today's puzzle
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Fish-landing tool
5 Out in front
10 Joaquim or Penelope
14 Butter's brother
15 "Gymnopedies" composer
16 Queue
17 Italian beach
18 Tropical breezes
20 Amounts hands collect?
22 Start
23 Fill to excess
24 Operation
26 Pioneer communities
30 Spirit of "The Tempest"
31 __Cong
32 Abe's boy
35 Like a cooked noodle
36 Jogs
38 Actor Lugosi
39 Golfer's gadget
40 First name of 15A
41 Jollity
42 Shallow
45 Endangered aquatic mamma
49 Ethereal
50 Place to live
51 Coniferous feature
55 Get the picture
58 King of beasts
59 Profound
60 Plains shelter
61 Ticklish Muppet
62 While lead-in
63 Outlaw Belle
64 Prepares Easte eggs
DOWN
1 Game for Woods
2 Et __ (and others)
3 Govt. agents
DOWN
1 Game for Woods
2 Et __ (and others)
3 Govt. agents
4 Track
5 Shrewd
6 Manhattan part
7 Schedule figs
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54
55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
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10/18/03
8 Lend a hand
9 Joey of the twist
10 Resist separation
11 Washer cycle
12 Below
13 Piquant
19 Least satisfactory
21 Autumn
24 Fit of temper
25 Shoshones
26 Granular seasoning
27 Toledo's lake
28 Limit in duration
29 Call forth
32 Garr of "Tootsie"
33 Can. province
34 Arlene or Roald
36 Loyal
37 Ready to pick
38 Rode a two-wheeler
40 Aromatic compound
41 Soggy ground
Yesterday's solutions
43 Fassbinder or
Rilke
44 Locater
45 Bea Arthur sitcom
46 Capp's hero
47 Protuberances
48 Skilled
51 Hemingway's sobriquet
52 Unctuous
53 Alaska town
54 Eve's grandson
56 Ave. crossers
57 Hanoi holiday
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