4B. the university daily kansan entertainment --- wednesday, october 15, 2003 kansan.com Historical Pint Glasses $4.95 Jayhawk Bookstore ...at the top of Naismith Hill www.layhawkbookstore.com • 843-3826 • 1420 Crescent Rd. IM SAVING UP MONEY FOR GRAD SCHOOL, SO I M STRETCHING MY DOLLAR. Paul by Billy O'Keefe Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6 If you've already made your Horoscopes You can find your way through the maze, even when others are confused. Protect yourself from distractions by concentrating on your goal. Today's Birthday (Oct. 15). Today's Birthday (Oct. 15). Travel looks good for you this year, as does higher education. Juggling will be the skill you acquire. You'll get plenty of practice. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8 Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9 Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5. You're not the only brilliant person within your group of friends. Acknowledge the others for their contributions to this latest winning team effort. You've worked hard for the money, so don't be shy about taking what's due. Working smart counts too, so don't be ashamed if some of the job was easy. intentions clear, you won't have to say much. That would be good, as you may be getting worn out by now. Friends are eager to help with your education. Don't be embarrassed that you're not an expert yet. It won't take you long to become one. Leo (July 23-Aug.22) Today is an 8 Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 10 Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6 You may have to get by on determination rather than enthusiasm. Just keep everything going on schedule and you'll be a big success. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5 You faced the decisions yesterday. By now, you should be even more certain. Don't wait for a better time to act. Make the commitment now. Your mind is working overtime, figuring out the best way to proceed. Don't stress about it. This process has worked for you before. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8 Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19) Today is a 6 You're not interested in assumptions; you're only after the truth. Communication channels are open now. It's easy to get the information you seek. Others may think you're following a dream, but don't let them slow you down. You could actually catch this one and take them all by surprise. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 10 The hardest thing for you to make will be the first commitment. Once that's done, the freedom you'll experience will be awesome. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6 If unexpected guests drop in, put them all to work. You've done good deeds for all of them. Now it's payback time! 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Today's puzzle Crossword ACROSS 1 Swindles 6 Lady of Spain 10 Wild party 14 Hurricane's aftermath 15 Mild expletive 16 Moon goddess 17 Secret love affair 18 Oliver's request 19 Love god 20 Family tree 22 Intelligent 23 On __ (as a gamble) 24 Surfeit 26 Get it wrong 29 Lawman Wyatt 31 __ Palmas 32 Anjou or Bosc 34 Prescient 39 Santa's helpers 41 AT&T part 42 Suitable material? 43 Spectacles 46 Droops 47 Charged particle 48 Appear 50 Trident-shaped letter 51 Roll-call response 55 Senior dance 57 Preliminary races 58 Pertinence to the matter at hand 63 Church part 64 Frozen fog 65 Paradigm 66 Oracle 67 Burden 68 Merits 69 Building wings 70 Porgy's love 71 Struck, old-style DOWN 1 Uneven hairstyle 2 Arrived 3 Bard's river 4 Pouting faces 5 Abrade 6 Clinton and Gore, e.g. 7 Keenly eager 8 Astor and Pickford 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 8 © 2003 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 10/15/03 9 Lemon drink 10 Defects 11 Nimbi 12 Contemptuous sound 13 Precipitous 21 Fraction of a tablet 22 Males only affairs 25 The Greatest 26 Fencer's foil 27 Depend 28 Enthusiastic opinion 30 Iron 33 Enrolls 35 "___ in Seattle" 36 Snare 37 Early birds? 38 Lucy's love 40 Blackthorn berries 44 Raggedy doll 45 Withered 49 Films 51 Distinct stage 52 Chase away Yesterday's solutions 53 Stand for a portrait 54 Threefold 56 Lady's address 59 Big birds Down Under 1 60 Despotic Roman ruler 61 Platitudinous talk 62 Otherwise 64 Scott novel, " ___ Roy"