====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0496 from reel: NP 10601 (2003-08-18 to 2003-11-25) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/43161 Title: You've Got It All Wrong Summary: Satirical commentary questioning the existence of the Jayhawk mascot through humorous research and personal anecdotes. Category: opinion Subjects: satire; university mascot; humor; commentary Named Entities: Speldrong, Zain [columnist] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Weight-Loss Icon Jared Gains Back LBS in Smear Campaign Against McDonald's Summary: Satirical article about Jared Fogle gaining weight and being involved in a supposed smear campaign against McDonald's, presented as news but clearly humorous. Category: opinion Subjects: satire; fast food industry; weight loss; media commentary Named Entities: Fogle, Jared [weight-loss figure] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Womyn Protest Heroine Label Summary: Satirical piece about women protesting gender labeling in media, using humorous exaggeration to comment on feminist issues. Category: opinion Subjects: satire; gender issues; feminism; humor Confidence: 0.85 Title: Printer Jam Causes Man to Lose Degree Summary: Satirical article about a student losing his degree due to printer problems, highlighting humorous aspects of university bureaucracy. Category: opinion Subjects: satire; technology; higher education; humor Named Entities: James, Gordelle [student] Confidence: 0.85 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.