1 4B the university daily kansan entertainment tuesday, September 16, 2003 Masked Avenge Embarrassing Amoeba Moments Captain Ribman by Sprengelmeyer & Davis for The University Daily Kansan Horoscopes Today's Birthday (Sept. 16). Today's Birthday (Sept. 16). Your workbecomes less technical and more creative this year. Take on more responsibility and accept the accompanying rewards. You'll earn them. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7 Don't get frustrated and quit. You're about to have a breakthrough. Something that looked impossible will suddenly look easy. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7 You can benefit from your new assignment after all, but it requires some juggling. Don't pay more in expenses than you're going to make on the deal. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7 A situation that's had you frustrated should seem much easier now. You may not have solved the problem, but your attitude is improving. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is e 7 Don't rush to achieve your goals. You'll get more satisfaction if you can be patient and thorough instead. That will minimize mistakes, too. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 6 it seems like a good day to ask for a raise, but it's not. This day is better for organizing a team that can help you become more efficient. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7 You're good at obeying orders, but that's not always a good idea. Use your own sense, too, just in case you know more than the boss does. Work together and avoid an accident. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8 Travel may be difficult to arrange, but an outing would sure be nice. Work and other complications arise. Send out for Chinese food instead. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7 Don't try to solve a domestic problem yet. You need more information. This is especially true if you're going to have to shop for a replacement. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7 A person who often disagrees with you will be quite handy now. He or she can help you see past a stumbling block. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7 Making plans for the future is always fun. It's time for you to get back to work, though, and get at least one thing done. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7 You're lookin' good, and that's why people are asking for your advice. Suggest a course of cautious advancement for others, as well as yourself. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6 Other people are stirring things up, not necessarily as you would like. You might have to comply with some of their wishes, but stand up for what's most important. 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