thursday. september 4, 2003 jayplay.15 done, even if you are graduating in May. Chances are you've already seen the basketball and football teams in action. There are only 12 different sports teams at the University and they play at different times of the year. Scott Meyer, media relations assistant in the KU Athletic Department says every sport has its traditions and histories. "Athletics is an important part of student life. Student athletes carry on the tradition at the University. If you are a student, immerse yourself in the tradition and go see the teams in action," Meyer says. PROCRASTINATE Procrastinating is especially easy to do when living in the residence halls because there is always something going on. Your neighbors down the hall are making a run to Sheridan's Frozen Custard, 2030 W. 23rd St., just as you settle down to study or do homework. Ah, but the frozen custard is tempting — so go! Your books will still be there when you get back. GO TO A HOUSE PARTY The house party scene has died out a little bit due to the Alcoholic Beverage Control officers and stricter liquor laws, but it is a scene that the University has a reputation for. There's always an interesting crowd, great music and people getting together all in the name of having a good time. GET IN THE CHI OMEGA FOUNTAIN The tradition says you are supposed to be thrown in the fountain on your birthday, so if your birthday falls in the warmer months when the fountain is on, look out. It's a lot more fun to throw someone else in, especially if they don't suspect it. "Streak through a sorority. Drink for 24 hours straight. Oh wait, I already did that." -KIT BRAUER DENVER SENIOR FINISH THE KANSAN CROSSWORD Who needs tests, papers and homework to test their knowledge? If finish the crossword and then you'll know that you truly are smart, and that Mom and Dad's money for a higher education was well spent. If you've never done the crossword before, don't expect to finish it during one class. It takes practice to understand the clues, so stick with it. FALL ASLEEP DURING CLASS During a particular class I remember watching the guy across from me fall asleep with his elbow propped on his desk and with his forehead in his hand. He fell into such a deep sleep that his arm relaxed, causing his forehead to come crashing down onto the desktop. The resulting noise was a loud, hollow thud which disrupted the lecture and caused everyone to turn and look at him. If you feel sleepiness overcoming you please nap cautiously, but definitely don't fight the urge. VISIT EVERY BAR ON MASS. STREET IN ONE NIGHT It is a daunting, yet fun task considering there are 16 bars, give or take, on Massachusetts Street, so pace yourself. Probably the scene for the best nightlife in Lawrence, Mass. Street is also home to a variety of bars, whatever your preference. Want to hear live music? Hit the Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Mass. St., or The Replay Lounge, 946 Mass. St. Want a night of pool? Head to Louise's Bar Downtown, 1009 Mass. St. Want to casually rub elbows with the basketball team? Go to It's Brothers, 1105 Mass. St. LIVE IT UP IN LAS VEGAS A popular vacation spot for KU students over Fall Break, Las Vegas is the place to party, see numerous shows, and if you are of age, gamble. SLEEP THROUGH A DAY OF CLASSES The greatest thing about college is you aren't forced to go to class. Some classes have built-in absences you can use. If the class is a large lecture, chances are attendance isn't even taken. Take advantage of this, because once you have a real job, it won't be as easy to ditch. 922 Massachusetts St., and 1447 W.23rd St., after hitting the bars, be sure you are actually home before you order it because their delivery is truly fast. Chances are the delivery person will beat you to your own apartment. GO SOMEWHERE UNEXPECTED For example, if you typically go to The Hawk, 1340 Ohio St., or Abe and Jake's Landing, 8 E. 6th St., try The Replay Lunge, 946 Massachusetts St., or The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., or vice versa. Diversify your going-out experiences. Not only will you surround yourself with a totally different crowd, but you may find that you like the variety. LEARN THE WORDS TO THE ALMA MATER, THE CRIMSON AND THE BLUE This is a must-do if you are ever going to consider yourself a loyal KU alum. Four plus years should give you enough time to learn it. Here's a hint: "Far above the golden valley..." ORDER JIMMY JOHN'S SANDWICHES AT 2 A.M.