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University Daily Kansan
Page 0222 from reel: NP 10601 (2003-08-18 to 2003-11-25)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/43435

Title: Students Use New Meal Plan at Cafes, Strip Clubs
Summary: Article about University of Kansas students using the Rock Chalk Meal Plan at various off-campus establishments including restaurants and entertainment venues.
Category: campus news
Subjects: university meal plans; student life; campus dining
Named Entities: Dolezal, Mike [regional director]; Higgins, Cynthia [freshman]; Lane, Jimmy [student]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Radiohead Fan Abducted by Subterranean Homesick Alien
Summary: Satirical story about a student's supposed abduction experience while trying to see Radiohead concert, featuring humorous narrative and fictional elements.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: student experiences; humor; satire
Named Entities: Fillenbrauer, John [student]; McBland, Ann [student]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Kemper Award Accidentally Given to Someone Who Can Actually Use It
Summary: Story about a student housing maintenance employee receiving a cash prize intended for a biology professor, and his plans to use the unexpected award.
Category: campus news
Subjects: university awards; student employment; campus events
Named Entities: Wilson, Bob [student employee]; Hemenway, Chancellor [university official]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Christ Takes Over as Baylor AD
Summary: Satirical article about Jesus Christ being hired as Baylor University's new Athletics Director, addressing department issues and NCAA violations.
Category: sports
Subjects: college athletics; Baylor University; sports administration
Named Entities: Christ, Jesus [Athletics Director]; Sloan, Robert [Baylor President]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Professor's Joke Unfunny, Stupid
Summary: Opinion piece criticizing a professor's joke in an American Fiction class that students found offensive and poorly executed.
Category: opinion
Subjects: academic freedom; classroom humor; student reactions
Named Entities: Bartleby, Dr. Dean [faculty member]; Petrovich, Josh [student]; Jackson, Brandon [student]
Confidence: 0.9

Title: To Contact the Tongue in Beak
Summary: Contact information for the satirical 'Tongue in Beak' section of the newspaper, including email and phone number.
Category: informational content
Subjects: student publication; contact information; satire section
Confidence: 0.9

Title: Inside
Summary: Brief news items including a man overcoming bacteria in a city pool and online enrollment causing schedule changes for intoxicated students.
Category: other
Subjects: campus news; student life; administrative issues
Confidence: 0.8

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