thursday, august 21, 2003 14 jayplay. first fountain frolic Chi Omega fountain is located at the circle intersection of Jayhawk Boulevard and West Campus Road. Splashing around in the Chi Omega fountain or the Chancellor's fountain is an experience that stays with most graduates forever. Students use the fountain which was built nearly 50 years ago, to celebrate athletic victories Homecoming weekend and student birthdays. The Chancellor's fountain located at the end of the private drive behind the Chancellor's residence, The Outlook, provides scholarship hall residents with a fountain a little closer to home. First things first: Relax! Any date, especially when there are romantic aspirations involved, always turn out better if both people are relaxed and can enjoy the conversation. For some excellent Italian dining try Paisano's Ristorante, 2112 West 25th St. If your date is in the mood for a big steak, and a big ticket, head over to the Hereford House,4931 West 6th St., or Don's Steak House, 2176 East 23rd St. romantic dinner first one-night stand And don't forget, kidies finding and using protection is required to protect you and your friend. You've met your hottie, and you wrote his or her digits down on a coaster and stuffed it deep into your pocket. (Avoid writing the digits on your hand, because when things get hot and heavy, your little reminder could rub off, blowing your cover and literally screwing your chances of another romp.) If you did forget to get their name or you can't find it in your pockets, a quick way to find it in the residence halls is to check the door. If you're still stuck, look around quietly for mail or homework. If you have the unfortunate task of taking your show on the road in the residence halls, you need to consider three big things. One, tiny-ass beds leave little room for play, so you may want to take your shagging to the floor. But watch out for rug burn. Two, unless you're looking for a three- some, you may want to warn roommates with the proverbial sock or any other method you can figure out on your way in. Three, if you feel the need to bolt from the residence hall in the morning once you wake up, you still will need your not-so-significant other to get your KUID on the way out the door. first place to sober up The Burrito King, 900 Illinois St., is the king when it comes to drunken food fare. These huge, cheap burritos are clearly the choice of drunks everywhere. And, with a price range of $3 to 7 anyone that can manage to stumble over to King by its 3 a.m. closing time will be rewarded with a much deserved snack. It is highly unlikely you'll finish one of these massive burritos by yourself though.