The weekend's weather Tomorrow: Chance for freezing rain or snow flurries. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY Sunday: Periods of clouds and sunshine and expect a starry night. Friday October 24,1997 Kansan Weekend Edition 0.416mm KS STATE HISTORICAL SOCIETY PO BOX 3585 TOPEKA, KS 66601-3585 WWW.KANSAN.COM Saturday & Sunday Wandering the Web We could all use a little laughter this weekend, and we know you could, too. So we've compiled some of the best college humor Web sites. Enjoy! (But don't complain to us if you happen to get offended in the process.) THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNI 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate vtgine.com/rainbow/ Words/confuseRoom- mate2.html This site has some bizarre ways to not only confuse your roommate but to send her packing. (Football Player Version www.ifi.no/~trondr/ coll_foot.html This site is pretty funny - unless you're a football player who angers easily. More Funny Lists www.nevada.edu/ home/1/newburnj/ html/funny.html More funny lists about college life on this site Example: What to do druing an exam you know you'll flunk anyway. College 101 www.geocities.com/ CollegePark/1150/ What they don't tell you in the official college handbook you will find out here. Index The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of the Kansan are 25 cents. College Dropout Alumni Association www.geocities.com/ CollegePark/7734/ cdoaa.html This site lists famous college dropouts (Bill Gates, Rosie O'Donnell) and what they're up to now. Briefs ...2A News ...3A Opinion ...4A Sports ...1B Horoscopes ...2B Classifieds ...9B SEEING RED The No.1 Nebraska Cornhuskers bring their Big Red Machine to campus for a 6 p.m.kickoff tomorrow under the lights against Kansas.The Jayhawks enter the game after consecutive defeats. Local merchants anticipate the Nebraska football game in Lawrence like no other. Cornhusker fans double as shoppers and buy, of all things, lots of Jayhawk paraphernalia. PAGE 1B Take the Crimson Girls poster to the game with you Saturday! PAGE 4B Kansas' swimming and diving teams open their fall seasons with the Big 12 Invitational today and tomorrow in Lincoln, Neb. The relay meet begins at 6 p.m. today, and the individual competitions will start at 9 a.m. tomorrow. The individual races are not scored but are intended to be more of a preview of Big 12 newcomers. Big 12 splash Watch out for snakes The Kansas cycling club will play host to the North Central Collegiate Mountain Bike Championship at 10 a.m. Sunday at Clinton State Park PAGE 7B PAGE 7B Monkeying around Students get highs from events at the Collegiate Health and Fitness Tour instead of alcohol or drugs. Catch it from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. tomorrow in front of Allen Field House. PAGE 3A FAR OUT Jaybowl and SUA present a different type of bowling with glow-in-the-dark lanes, live music and free pool 9 to midnight tonight. PAGE 8A Musical Discharge Ashlee was a little hopped up on daytime medicines when she wrote this week's edition so don't be shocked by its slightly whimsical tone. PAGE 9A Road toadies Toad the Wet Sprocket will return to Lawrence tonight at Liberty Hall. This marks the band's first appearance in more than six years.