23RD ST ROAD HOUSE FRI OCT. 30TH | LA Fiesta Fridays Live Band- Tropical Azul SAT OCT. 31ST | Halloween $2.50 you call it 75¢ draws THURS NOV. 5TH | Open Jam Night $2.00 KG + cokes $2.00 PBR pounders 7¢ hennessey CRAZY COLLEGE | Wednesdays no cover before midnight $1.50 vodka $1.50 draws $5.00 hennessy NOTICE wescoe wit lol. GIRL: That makes me so excited I saw Cole Aldrich. I didn't really see him, I just saw his butt. GUY: That's all that really counts. GIRL: Sherron Collins almost ran me over, so I kinda met him, too. GIRL: My family is so redneck, I have an uncle named Bubba. That's his legit name. GIRL: He's so hot. Maybe I'll see him naked! But he has, like, nothing going on up there, you know? GIRL 1: I had to go home because I had a meeting this morning. **GUY 1:** What are you going to do tonight? **GUY 2:** Study for o-chem and then maybe swing dance. Who knows? GIRL 2: With who? GIRL 1: My probation officer. GIRL 1: I don't really get that hungover lately GIRL 2: It's because you're always drunk. **GUY 1:** i saw a guy get Tazered and the cop took his alcohol. GUY 2: Really? GUY 1: Well, it was a rent-a-cop kind of thing. GIRL 1: It is not the Red Cross. It's the Community Blood Center. GIRL 2: Yeah, that's a lot sketchier. // KELCI SHIPLEY tomorrow's news // TXT BLOCKER just call us Cleo. Can't seem to kick your inappropriate and sometimes dangerous cell phone use? Try Txt Blocker. When you get a text in the car, class or at work, do you answer it? Does your parent, teacher or boss give angry when you do? Text Blocker allows you, your parents and your employers to control the places you can use your cell phone. For $9.99 per month, it can be set up so you are unable to use your phone while driving, in class or any other designated area. Parents can prevent their kids from texting while driving. Employers can program company phones to prevent use at work or while driving. Using GPS tracking, Txt Blocker knows where you are and limits your cell phone activity while saving all of your messages for when you get out of the designated area. The program works on all BlackBerries and Windows mobile phones, but not all phones. Other cell phones will be added based on consumer demand. Developed by United Efficiency Inc., in central Florida, Txt Blocker is the company's solution to dangerous cell phone use. According to Liberty Mutual Insurance Group, 37 percent of drivers admit to texting while driving, which is also the leading cause of distraction and accidents on the roads. Though she says she texts while driving, Lauren Timmons, San Antonio, Texas senior, says she'll pull over to finish a text message but she doesn't want anyone controlling her cell phone use. "I would be very angry if something stopped me from texting," she says. But like it or not, Txt Blocker could be the solution to keep you safer on the roads. // VALERIE SKUBAL Photo illustration by Valerie Skuba Time to text? Txt Blocker is a monthly subscription service that prevents a phone from sending and receiving messages at designated times such as when you're driving or when you're in class. 12