( ) ( )
NOTICE
celebritweets // BO BURNHAM (boburnham) Twitter musings of the rich and/or famous.
My "driver" is rocking a denim jacket and tear tattoos. We are stopped at a gas station cause he has to go the bathroom ... what?
7:39 AM Sep 22nd
twitter is like a bad impressionist. 140 characters or less. all of which you've seen before.
8:26 PM Sep 21st
playing a show at my brother's alma mater, cornell, tonight. i don't go to college. why? because i am severely allergic to polo shirts.
2:34 PM Sep 21st
The Emmys are great! It's a bunch of tv stars giving awards to eachother! It' a hectacentagon jerk! almost a perfect circle jerk!
6:30 PM Sep 20th
"maury" is always on in my hotel room. i think the 4 potential fathers and th screaming multi-racial audience helps me to feel at home.
3:34 PM Sep 19th
saw west side story, it's the prequel to "Step Up." 7:33 PM Sep 15th
In nyc, trying to find someone in skinny jeans. Oh there's one! And there. And there. And that homeless guy. And there...
11:12 AM Sep 15th
// TAKEN FROM TWITTER.COM BY KELCI SHIPLEY
ON SALE NOW.
AN EVENING WITH
DAVID SEDARIS
October 21 8:00 pm The Midland by AMC
Tickets Available at The Midland Box Office, all Ticketmaster locations, Ticketmaster.com or Charge by Phone at 800-745-3000
MIDLOND
CLUB FM
89.3 FM
www.clubfm.com
wescoe wit
GUY (on phone):
It's kind of a big deal. You can have all the hamburgers you want at the tailgate, oh and wine.
GUY: Hey, how are you?
GUY 1: I lived in the middle of the Johnson County bubble in suburbia.
GIRL: Kinda cool
GUY 2: What'd you do for fun?
GUY 2: Man, you're such a gentleman.
GUY1 (offers a girl a seat on the bus)
GUY: Cool as in hip?
GIRL 2: I do not want a bedazzled sweatshirt, that's just tacky.
GUY 1: We would drink or smoke or do something illegal. Or hang out in the Hy-Vee parking lot.
GIRL: No, just cold.
GUY 1: Shut the fuck up.
GIRL 1: Get that one.
.RainyDayBooks
GUY: You look like Little Red Riding Hood.
GUY: I meant that in the best possible way.
GIRL: What?
GIRL: Like hot Little Red Riding Hood?
GIRL: City girls are like country girls with better clothes.
GUY1 (on phone):
Dude, it's a Jewish frat, they're not going to offer any bids to Asians;
GIRL 1: Did you talk to me this morning?
GIRL 2: No.
GIRL 1: Oh I had a dream you did, and now I'm mad it didn't happen.
// KELCI SHIPLEY
10
01
09
8