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GIRL 1: I wish my boobs weren't big. Life would be so much better. Yours are pretty big, too.
GIRL 2: Yeah, I enjoy mine just fine.
GIRL: Yeah, my weekend was pretty crazy
GUY: Why?
GIRL:
(laughing) My boyfriend kidnapped
me and threw me in his trunk
PROFESSOR (addressing the class):
I hate 3 p.m. classes. I am not drunk yet
GUY1: Yeah, basically, cheese is the foundation of our existence.
**GUY 2:** I would agree. I mean, it makes the world go round.
GUY 1: This professor is a huge cheese-dick
GUY 2: Yeah, he is the kind of guy who has sex with his socks on.
GUY 1: I mean, what would life be like without the Cheez-it?
**GIRL 1:** Yeah, and this guy was like eight feet tall and from overseas ...
PROFESSOR: I wish you all could see Robert Downey, Jr., dying. It is sensational and sexy.
**GIRL 2:** Wow, he must have a long ... way to travel back home.
GUY 2: Pointless and boring.
GIRL 1: So, I woke up in a random car and my phone and purse was gone.
GIRL 2: Oh my god, that sucks.
GIRL 1: Yeah, and the worst part is that I woke up with my bare ass in the air and people were walking by going to class.
// HANNAH DECLERK
It comes in three parts you stack together to form the "misting pole." Fill the base with the solution and cartridge and it begins to spray you as you turn to get your even tan. The solutions are water-based so cleanup is not supposed to be a hassle, with the solution completely rinsing off the shower the next time you bathe.
Developed by RNJ Enterprises in Tampa, Fla., and-featured on Good Morning America, this new product is supposed to bring sunless spray tan technology to your own home by way of your shower.
You go to the tanning salon to either lie in a tanning bed for 30 minutes or get hosed down by a tanning solution. You go to your shower to, well, take a shower, right? Not if you're using ShowerTan.
Bailey Young, Winfield freshman, says she tries to tan whenever she can. She uses sprayan boots in Lawrence and feels like she looks better while tan. She likes the idea of the "easy access" factor of a shower spray tan.
"You would not have to leave your house to do it," she says.
tomorrow's news // SHOWERTAN just call us Cleo.
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You can find more information and a how-to video at showertan.com.
Sunbathing The ShowerTan system gives you a sunless tan from the comfort of your own bathroom.
// VALERIE SKUBAL
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