09 CALENDAR thursday,sept.24th POKER PUB Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages THE JUNKYARD JAZZ BAND American Legion, 7 p.m., free, all ages "CLUB MOROCCO" Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $15 all ages MOTORHEAD Midland Theater, 8 p.m. $9.99, 89 ads "UP" Woodruff Auditorium, $2-$3, all ages WADE BOWEN WADE BOWEN The Granada, 9 p.m., $15, all ages FLOYD THE BARBER Pachamama's, 9:30 p.m. free, all ages NEON DANCE PARTY The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $1- $5, 18+ THE BIG IRON / REDUCTO ABSURDUM The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ MYSTERY OF TWO / WHY MAKE CLOCKS? / LITE LOINS The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ BLACK DOG STATION The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+ friday,sept.25th ORLANDO VENTURA, PIANO Pachamama's, 7 p.m. free, all ages KU COLLAGE CONCERT Lied Center, 7:30 p.m., $10- $15, all ages "DANGEROUS DAMSELSI" Lawrence Arts Center, 7:30 p.m. $7-$10, all ages SPLIT LIP RAYFIELD **1. LIFT UP RAYFIELD** The Bottleneck, 6 p.m. $13- $14, all ages "UP" Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., $2-$3, all ages RETRO DANCE PARTY Wilde's Chateau 24, 9 p.m. $3-$5, 18+ CALIFORNIA CRAISINS/JET SET BACHELOR DJS FEAT. NICK RAY The Eight St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ SUNU The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ THE CALAMITY CUBES / GRISLY HAND The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $6-$8, 18+ 1,000,000 YEARS / GODD TOOTH BAD TOOTH / UTERUS YOUTH / BOPAPHONICS The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $3.21+ saturday,sept.26th Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. & 9 p.m., free, all ages POKER PUB ORLANDO VENTURA, PIANO Pachamama's, 7 p.m., free, all ages "DANGEROUS DAMSELSI" Lawrence Arts Center, 7.30 p.m. $7-$10, all ages SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS The Granada, 8 p.m., $16- $18, all ages CORY MORROW The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $11- $13, all ages "UP" Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., $2-$3, all ages THE DEAD GIRLS/LITTLE BRAZIL/ THE OLD BLACK The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $5-$7, 18+ THE BREAKDOWN WITH STACKSWELL AND BSEARS The Eighth St. Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ FOURTH OF JULY / NAOMI WHAT? THE ANTS/JON HARRISON & THE HARRISONICS The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ RECENT WORK BY CLARE DEVOTION Pachamania, 11 a.m. free, all ages sunday,sept.27th DRAKKAR SAUNA / MIDDAY RAMBLERS The Replay Lounge, 6 p.m., $5, all ages POKER PUB POKER PUB The Room Room, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m., free, 21+ SMACKDOWN TRIVIA The Bottleneck, 7:30 p.m. free-$5, 18+ BROTHER ALI / EVIDENCE / TOKI WRIGHT / BK ONE The Granada, 10 p.m., $15- $17, all ages THE KINETIKS /RADEMACHER The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Conroy's Pub 3115 W. 6th St. Ste D. The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. The Jackpot Music Hall 943 Massachusetts St. venues // THE AIRBORNE TONIC EVENT The Granada, 7:30 p.m. $15, all ages LSD AND THE SEARCH FOR GOD / OWL PEOPLE The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ ORIGINAL MUSIC MONDAYS The Bottlenack, 9 p.m., all ages **DOLLAR BOWLING** Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages ADAM LEE & THE DEAD HORSE SOUND CO./ SIDESHOW TRAGEDY/ TYLER GREGORY & THE BLUE SHUFFLE The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., 21+ monday,sept.28th Wilde's Chateau 24 2412 Iowa St. The Granada 1020 Massachusetts St. The Jazhaus 926 12 Massachusetts St. The Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. The Eighth St. Taproom 801 New Hampshire St. The Gaulish Tavern The Pool Room 317 N.2nd St. 925 Iowa St. Lawrence Arts Center Duffy's 940 New Hampshire St. 2222 W.6th St. Like Jayplay writer Hailey Osterhaus, she went home after the quick outpatient surgery desperate for sleep. After several hours, she opened her eyes and, for the first time since she was a child, she could see the room clearly. She hasn't needed any form of vision correction since. She had gone under the laser after signing herself up for what was then still a relatively new and unproven procedure: LASIK eye surgery. Ten years after my mom's surgery, I wonder if LASIK is for me. When my mom got it done, the idea of someone firing lasers into my thenten-year-old eyes scared the bejeezus out of me. Older but perhaps not entirely wiser, I can't say I don't still feel the same. Do I want to risk my vision, arguably my most important sense? What if I move during the surgery and mess it up? My mom says this is what she worried about most — not that the doctors would screw up, but that she would. After bearing with pairs of glasses for decades and suffering through the 1980s with hard, uncomfortable, extremely expensive contacts, my mom woke up from a long nap one day in late 1999 and, suddenly, could see. Check out Hailey's story on page 19 to read more about LASIK surgery and the way it changed her life. Perhaps it'll open your eyes to new and exciting medical possibilities. And then there's the cost. My mom says it's the best money she's ever spent, but it's not covered by our insurance and, even if I had the money, I'm probably too lazy to bother when contacts don't seem like too much of a pain. Still, I hear my mom's and Hailey's stories of awakening and feel a tinge of jealousy. editor's note // // ALEX GARRISON, ASSOCIATE EDITOR EDITOR // Sean Rosner ASSOCIATE EDITOR // Alex Garrison DESIGNERS // Laura Fisk, Liz Schulte CONTACT // Mia Iverson, Hailey Osterhaus HEALTH // Kirsten Hudson, Amy Johnson **MANUAL** // Francesca Chambers, Patrick De Oliveira, Andrea Olsen tuesday,sept.29th **NOTICE** // Hannah DeClerk, Kelci Shipley, Valerie Skubal **PLAY** // Sarah Bluvas, Zach Getz, Jake Lerman RECENT WORK BY CLARE DEVOTION Pachamama's, 11 a.m. free, all ages TUESDAY NITE SWING The Kansas Union, 8 p.m. free, all ages "UP" Woodruff Auditorium, $2-$3, all ages CONTRIBUTORS// Mike Anderson, Taylor Brown, Amber Jackson, Chelsea Johnson, KJHK music staff, Sasha Lund, Landon McDonald, Abby Olcese, Brett Phillippe, Nicolas Roesler, Amanda Sorell "FIGHT CLUB" 10TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m. $2.5, 3.7, 17+ OBLIVON/AVANT NATIONAL GUARD/BLACK JOHN Duffy's, 9.pm, $3, all ages CREATIVE CONSULTANT // Carol Holstead CONTACT US // jayplay09@gmail.com BIRDS OF AVALON THE OLD BLACK The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ JAYPLAY The University Daily Kansan (785) 864-4810 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 AN HORSE The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $6.88, 18+ "HEAVINESS," NEW WORKS BY DONKIN WILEY Lawrence Arts Center, 9 p.m., free, all ages wednesday,sept. 30th POKER PUB The Pool Room, 7 p.m. & 10 p.m., free, 21+ THE AMERICANA MUSIC ACADEMY JAM Signs of Life. 7:30 p.m. free, all ages 'THE INVENTION OF LYING' ADVANCE SCREENING Woodruff Auditorium, B p.m., free, all ages **DOLLAR BOWLING** Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages YOUNG BUCK/ CRUCIAL MUSIC The Granada, 9 p.m., $18- $20, all ages ACOUSTIC OPEN JAM The Jazzah, 10 p.m. $2. 21+ MARK MALLMAN / ANTENNAS UP The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ LOOKING FOR FREE LEGAL HELP? landlord & tenant disputes lease review // DUI fake ID// MIP notary // consumer protection income tax assistance Call us today! 785-864-5665 LSS LEGAL SERVICES FOR STUDENTS 312 Burge Union * 8164-5665 * Jo Hardesty, Director SENATE Congress is about choice 3 09 24 09