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GIRL 1: People are overly liberal here; it drives me crazy. But if I went to K-State it would be too conservative.
GIRL 2: There's no in between. That's just not fair.
PROFESSOR: The English Department is out of paper. I just spent all morning trying to scrouge up nine pieces and I failed.
GIRL 1: I spent my last night reading the bible.
GIRL 2: Yeah, you can find all sorts of good stuff in there.
STUDENT: Well, at least you saved some trees.
GUY 1: I was the only non-athiest in my Western Civ. class.
GUY 2: Yeah, well at least you're not agnostic. They're just indecisive.
PROFESSOR: Joan of Arc saw herself as a virgin who's about to be sexually available to men. So in English terms it's like jailbait, or Miley Cyrus.
GIRL 1 (barista): Ohh so pretty! Too bad you have to cover it.
GIRL 2 (other barista): Yeah, we need a designated camera to capture our coffee creations.
GIRL 1: Have some of these for your good health (hands over pills).
GIRL 1: I like your moccasins.
GIRL 2: Are you trying to drug me before class?
GIRL 2: Thanks! They're made from moose, I liked it better than the deer.
GUY (sees cat walking across the Underground): Man, if I were that cat I'd be so lost right now.
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