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Just poured a Guinness at Doheny & Nesbitt's. Fellas behind the bar gave me an 8.5. Never knew pouring a beer was such an art.
7:12 PM Aug. 25th
I've decided it's too nice and sunny (perfect) to ride. I think I'll just sit around. Kidding!! On my way to phoenix park. Hell yeah.
10:35 AM Aug. 25th
Good morning. Pull back the curtains this am and see the nastiest weather I've seen in quite awhile. Will be epic today. EPIC. 12.27 AM Aug. 23rd
About to fly to Dublin. Rough day today on the bike. The ol' back was not in a good way and st patty's hill wasn't looking too cozy.
10:05 AM Aug, 23rd
I've been in Europe a long time and watched cricket highlights on the news just as long. Still don't understand a thing about it.
10:23 AM Aug. 21st
Done with st 1 of Tol. Up/down/left/right/windy!! I felt like I was breathing thru a straw.. A small straw.
9:52 AM Aug. 21st
Yo Glasgow, where's the sun??
4:46 AM Aug. 18th
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GIRL 1: So I totally had swine flu last night,but my fever broke and I'm so over it today.
GIRL 2: Wow you're so brave...
GIRL 1: Yeah, I know.
PROFESSOR (addressing the class):
I feel like people who use online dating services have great sex.
GIRL 2: Ew, it sounds so dirty.
GIRL 1: I really need to get a toilet.
GIRL 2: Why? You already have a toilet.
**GIRL 1:** Whatever, it's made of foam and everyone knows foam comes from soap.
**GIRL 1:** Yeah, so, I totally want to go to this foam party tonight.
GIRL 2: In that case, I won't shower.
GUY 1: Yeah so this guy totally farted in my lecture today really loud.
GUY2: That was me.
GIRI: Do U have a bubble lamp or a JL lens?
GUN I don't know, I mean what is the difference?
GIRL: Actually I have no clue.
GIRL 1: I think the guy was going to be totally knighted or something.
GIRL 2: Knighted?
GIRL 1: Yeah because he was like really old and shit.
GUY: So you're going to the pants party?
GIRL: What is that?
GUY: Party in my pants tonight:
GIRL: Sick.
GIRL 2: Thank god because I would never wear those unty white masks.
GIRL 1: I heard if the swine flu hits over 20B people then KU cancels class
GIRL 1: Yeah
GIRL 2: Yeah!
GIRL 1: Yeah?
GIRL 2: OMG!
GIRL 1: Yeah.
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