Section B·Page 6 The University Daily Kansan Friday, October 9,1998 Hispanic American Leadership Organization Ballet Folklorico Come celebrate the culture of Mexican dancing and music. Friday, October 9, 1998 12:00 p.m. at the Kansas Union Love Sees No Color Experiences in Interracial Dating A panel discussion on interracial dating and relationships Panel members representing: Asian American Student Union Black Student Union First Nations Student Organization Hispanic American Leadership Organization Moderated by: Robert Rodriguez Academic Coordinator McNairs Scholars Program Academic Coordinator McNairs Scholars Program Tuesday, October 13, 1998 at 6:30 p.m. Multicultural Resource Center (located between Military Science Building and Summerfield Hall) STUDENT UNION ACTIVITIES STUDENT SENATE SUK THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS The University of Kansas Office of Minority Affairs KU Center of Latin American Studies HOOPS! HOOPS! All-Sports Combo Basketball Ticket Distribution Please read before picking up your tickets Your Assigned Pick-Up Date Allen Fieldhouse 9:00-4:00 Monday, October 12 Tuesday, October 13 Wednesday, October 14 Thursday, October 15 Friday, October 16 You may pick up only your own coupons. You must bring your KU Smart Card to receive your coupons You will receive your basketball coupons only at this time If you miss your assigned pick-up date and make-up day, you may pick up your tickets at the Athletic Ticket Office in the East Lobby of Allen Fieldhouse beginning Monday, October 19,1998. DON'T FORGET! KANSAS FOOTBALL 1998 Oct.24 Colorado Nov.7 North Texas Oct.31 Kansas State You will receive your basketball coupons only at this time. Nation/World Holier than thou comedy sells its soul to be correct By Jeremy M. Doherty Kansan staff writer Iiked Eddie Murphy better when his movies were crude and sexist. It's surely a sign of the impending apocalypse when parents can cart their kids off to a Murphy flick without worrying. His latest offering, Holy Man, is warm and fuzzy to the point of banality. That's fine, of course. The last thing we need is another movie in which characters pepper each sem- tence with at least three uses of the Fword. That approach, too often disguised as "realistic" and "gritty," helped cheapen such movies as Clay Pigeons, Primary Colors and Good Will Hunting. The situation changes with Murphy. HOLY MAN The situation changes with Murphy. If Beverly Hills Cop saw in a last-ditch attempt to revive the sagging ratings of a home shopping network, Jeff Goldblum (Ricky), right, decides to put an itinerant guru, Eddie Murphy ("G"), on the air in the movie *Holy Man*. Contributed photo HOLT MAN Kansas rating: ** out of ***** Running time: 1 hour, 55 minutes Rated: "PG" for less pro-fanity than an NYPD Blue episode him elevating off-color language to the level of poetry, the newer, cleaner Murphy films find him reducing the language to homogenized drivel. In both Holy Man and last summer's Dr. Dolfite, the comedian looks lost amid all the family-values pabulum. Murphy is "G." a bald fellow who wanders around Los Angeles in a Jesus robe and sandals. Two hard-edged yuppies (Goldblum and Kelly Preston) take pity on this evidently homeless man who gushes truisms that are normally encountered only in fortune cookies. As it turns out, Goldblum is the manager of a financially struggling home shopping network that specializes in When "G" waltzes onto the set and urges viewers to abstain from overpriced goods, he kicks off a Barbara Hershey (Marcella), left, and Jesse Bradford (Billy) star in the movie A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries by James Ivory and Ismail Merchant. Contributed photo For the most part, the laughs in *Holy Man* are small, polite and politically correct. The movie's message, an invasive media shatters human relationships and emotions, is well intended but hardly insightful. Basically, what we have here is a poor man's *Truman Show*. nationwide phenomenon. Folks everywhere respond to his message of media-free living. Dogs and cats begin to live peacefully. And the network's profits sail into the stratosphere. However, Holy Man coughs up enough crowd-pleasing silliness that it undoubtedly will be a hit. If not, there's always Boomerang II. Artsy movie paints dull picture Kansan movie critic By Jeremy M. Doherty Watching A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries is like listening to Paul McCartney's post-Beatles albums. In each case, you know that the artist is capable of so much more. After their success in the early 1990s with Howards End and The Remains of the Day, director James Ivory and producer Ismail Merchant are in a rut. Their films about Thomas Jefferson and Pablo Picasso crashed at the box office and suffered from a potent dose of art-house pretentiousness. Now they present A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries, a bland, aimless exercise in TV-movie theatrics. Set in the '60s and '70s, the movie finds the "Merchant Ivory" team spinning its wheels in a pointless, flat story about family relationships and sexual awakening. Kris Kristofferson, wooden as ever, stars as Bill Willis, an American writer and World War II veteran who has moved his family to Paris. Nights in the French city are spent playing cards and sipping cocktails with his wife (Barbara Hershey) and other rich American jet setters. The movie focuses on Willis' children, Channe (Leelee Sobieski) and Billy (Jesse Bradford), whose American upbringing has kept the two emotionally detached from their peers. Channe finds a soulmate in Francis (Anthony Roth Costanzo), a lad with a soprano that would put Julie Andrews to shame. While their hip-pie teachers read them beat poetry, Channe and Francis attend sexually tinged operas and annoy everyone within a 10-yard radius. But Channe's father, suffering from a weak heart and a steel plate in his noggin, decides to move the family back to the United States so he can die A SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES Kansan rating: **out of ****** Running time: 2 hours, 5 minutes Rated: "R" for profanity and one shell of sorgancy How shocking. in good old American surroundings. But his kids are no better off. Channe. separated from Francis, begins to experiment with sex, and Billy turns into a couch potato. Like many "Merchant Ivory" movies, this one has a tossed-salad feel; it's a medley of nuanced characters, metaphors and social mantras that barely stick together. Ivory dances around the edges as if he were afraid to give his story any momentum. He forgets that the only thing worse than an overblown Hollywood flick is a snobbish art flick. Audio Sale & Expo 98 Saturday October 10th See the revolutionary New Plasma TV Technology on display Now! Pioneer factory representatives will be on hand to talk about new technology. Major Selection & Low Prices KIEF'S Audio/Video 24th & Iowa St., Lawrence, KS66046 785-842-1811 The Peer Advising Fair PRESENTED BY: Alpha Greek Mortar Board Honor Society and Golden Key National Honor Society Stop in and talk about classes for next semester, your major, and anything else! 7:00pm-9:00pm Kansas Union Jayhawk Room October 12 your major, and anything else! 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