16B
Thursday, August 22,1996
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
You get your tongue pierced
You can barely talk
You call dad 1-800-COLLECT
He's proud you saved him money
He can't figure out a word you're saying
He thinks you're ill
He sends you extra cash
You get your nose pierced
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