====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0247_1 from reel: NP 16559 (2016-08-16 to 2017-07-26) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/49781 Title: Letter to the Editor: Student Section Needs to 'Get Hyped and Stay Hyped' Summary: Student letter urging more enthusiasm in the KU student section during basketball games, criticizing current behavior and calling for increased school spirit. Category: opinion Subjects: student life; school spirit; university athletics Named Entities: Anguiano, Joey [student]; Smith, Susie [student]; Doe, John [student] Confidence: 0.9 Title: McCarthy: Tax 'Experiment' Has Failed Kansas Summary: Opinion piece criticizing Kansas Governor Sam Brownback's tax policies, arguing they have failed and calling for comprehensive tax reform. Category: opinion Subjects: state budget; tax policy; Kansas politics Named Entities: McCarthy, Kevin [student]; Brownback, Sam [governor] Confidence: 0.9 Title: I'm Going to Miss Obama Being President for the Rest of My Life Summary: Brief opinion piece expressing nostalgia for President Obama's administration. Category: opinion Subjects: presidential transition; political commentary Confidence: 0.8 Title: It's Amazing How Slow Time Goes at the End of a Football Game Compared to How Fast It Goes at the End of Chopped Summary: Humorous observation comparing time perception during football games versus watching the TV show 'Chopped'. Category: opinion Subjects: sports commentary; time perception Confidence: 0.8 Title: I'm Out of Queso. HELP ME TED CRUZ! Summary: Satirical plea for help with a queso shortage directed at Senator Ted Cruz. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; political commentary Confidence: 0.8 Title: Jonathan Peters' Emails Will Get Me Through First Amendment Summary: Humorous commentary on receiving emails from someone named Jonathan Peters. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; academic life Confidence: 0.8 Title: "Fugly" Is an Underrated Fake Cuss Word Summary: Opinion piece arguing that the word 'fugly' is an underappreciated fake curse word. Category: opinion Subjects: language; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: Steve Carell Made Us All Believe "The Office" Was Coming Back Today for About Two Seconds. That Was a Solid Two Seconds. Summary: Brief humorous reflection on the temporary excitement of potentially having 'The Office' return. Category: opinion Subjects: television; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: I Care More About Peanuts Than Plagiarism Summary: Humorous statement prioritizing peanuts over concerns about plagiarism. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; academic life Confidence: 0.8 Title: Insta Animals Get Me Through Life Summary: Brief commentary on how animal photos on Instagram help the author get through life. Category: opinion Subjects: social media; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: Happy Birthday to Mac Miller and Me! Summary: Humorous birthday message sharing a birthday with musician Mac Miller. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; personal reflection Confidence: 0.8 Title: It's Too Early in the Semester to Be Struggling but Here We Are Summary: Relatable commentary on the early struggles of a new semester. Category: opinion Subjects: student life; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: I Need a Nap Immediately Summary: Brief humorous statement expressing immediate need for a nap. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; student life Confidence: 0.8 Title: Taking an 8am Is Not as Bad as a 4:00 Summary: Comparative humor about the relative difficulty of early morning classes. Category: opinion Subjects: student life; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: This Guy Is One of the Best Big Men in the NBA and He's Only 21 Years Old Summary: Opinion about a young NBA player's talent and potential. Category: opinion Subjects: sports commentary; basketball Confidence: 0.8 Title: I'm Currently Eating My Headphone. Does That Count for Something? Summary: Absurdist humorous statement about eating a headphone. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; student life Confidence: 0.8 Title: Really, KU? I Pay You How Many Thousands of Dollars in Tuition Each Year and You're Still Giving Us One-Ply Toilet Paper... Summary: Sarcastic commentary on university amenities, specifically the quality of toilet paper. Category: opinion Subjects: student life; university criticism Confidence: 0.8 Title: Instead of Saying a Fun Fact About Myself in Class We Had to Share a Poem We Wrote in 5 Minutes Summary: Humorous comparison of classroom activities, preferring fun facts over impromptu poetry. Category: opinion Subjects: student life; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: Hoes Don't Get Cold Summary: Brief humorous statement about hoes not getting cold. Category: opinion Subjects: humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: People Who Wear Fake Glasses for Fashion REALLY Light MY FIRE Summary: Sarcastic commentary on people wearing fake glasses for fashion purposes. Category: opinion Subjects: humor; fashion Confidence: 0.8 Title: Post Malone's Album Is My Everything Summary: Expressive statement about the importance of Post Malone's album to the author. Category: opinion Subjects: music; humor Confidence: 0.8 Title: Photo: Fans "Wave the Wheat" in the Allen Fieldhouse Student Section Summary: Photo showing KU students in the Allen Fieldhouse student section participating in the "wave the wheat" tradition. Category: photos/graphics Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.