PAGE 6A THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 2013 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 'Mama' promises a big scare but lacks mystery on screen ASSOCIATED PRESS Annabat (jessica Chastain) runs afoul of her nieces' jealous supernatural guardian in Andres Murchieini's horror thriller "Mama." LANDON MCDONALD imcdonald@kansan.com "Mama!" a maddening exercise in style overtaking suspense, a supremely creepy premise undone by gaping plot holes and saddled with a derivative, CGI-laden finale that shows entirely too much of the titular ghoul. Despite the luminous presence of Oscar nominee Jessica Chastain ("Zero Dark Thirty") and the guiding hand of executive producer Guillermo del Toro ("Pan's Labyrinth," "The Devil's Backbone"), Andrés Muschietti's feature-length debut seems destined for the PG-13 "soft horror" bargain bin, a cinematic purgatory where jump scares reign supreme and quality aberrations like "The Sixth Sense." "The Mothman Prophecies" and "The Others" are few and far between. The film starts off as a particularly grim fairy tale centered on Victoria (Megan Charpentier) and her younger sister Lilly (Isabelle Nelise), two little girls who survive in the forest for five years after both their parents are killed. By the time of their rescue, both children have been reduced to feral, monosyllabic wretches, barely capable of speech and seemingly beyond the thrall of civilization. Dr. Dreyfuss (Daniel Kash) becomes fascinated with their case, particularly their relationship with the invisible caregiver they call Mama, who Victoria claims has followed them back from the wilderness. In order to study them further, Dreyfuss arranges for the girls to move in with their Uncle Lucas (Nikolaj Coster-Walda) and his new wife Annabel (Chastain), a disaffected feminist still clinging to adolescent dreams of punk rock stardom. Chastain, almost unrecognizable beneath a black dye-job and globs of Joan jett eyeliner, nails the gradual awakening of Annaebel's long-repressed maternal instincts in ways both understated and touching, hardly two words one would normally associate with the horror genre. Her character are is easily the film's most involving aspect. Frankly, the main problem with the movie is Mama herself, who, of course, ends up being very real and wreaks ghostly havoc on the family after Victoria starts preferring the company of the flesh-and-blood Annabel. Mama's true form is one of those spindly, waterlogged wraths that have become ubiquitous since the heyday of J-Horror crossover hits like "Ringu" and "Ju-on: The Grudge." Even her excessive back-story, told through a series of murky flashbacks, takes its cues from Gore Verbinski's 2002 version of "The Ring." The film also makes the mistake of having Mama pop up almost constantly during the final act, robbing her of any remaining mystery or tacit dread. Have we forgotten what made "Alien" and "Jaws" so effective at shocking audiences back in the day? When it comes to inducing terror, less is more. One of the very best modern examples is Neil Marshall's 2005 spelunking shocker "The Descent," where the monsters aren't even seen until nearly an hour into the movie. OMEGA PHI ALPHA Spring 2013 Rush KU'S ONLY Community Service Sorority Please come join us at one of our info sessions to learn more about how to be a part of a Sisterhood in Service Information Sessions Monday January 28th @ 6pm Tuesday January 29th @ 7pm In the Pine Room of the Kansas Union FREE PI22A AND DRINKS!!! Follow us on Twitter: @AKOmegaPhiAlpha Website: ophiaku.org ANNUAL DVD SALE! 3 for $9.99 20% OFF CIRILLA'S. Expire 2/ 20 3 M LI I custom toward d merch b bags, magazines, $6.95 DVDs, LEO* products or KY* products Your Next Purchase 1206 West 23rd Street, Lawrence, KS 785-842-4266 Additional locations in Salina, Topeka, Leavenworth, Kansas City and Olathe Edited by Elise Reuter Muschietti, who adapted "Mama" from his celebrated 2008 short film of the same name, is undoubtedly a talented filmmaker, one with a firm command of atmosphere and the rare ability to elicit natural performances from very young actors (Charpentier and the nearly mute Nelise are both admittedly fantastic). Yet a second viewing of the original short makes the flaws on display here seem even more egregious by comparison. In the 2008 "Mama," we don't know a thing about this creature or why she's after these girls. We never even see her face. Now that's scary. CATCH OF THE WEEK WHY ARE YOU A CATCH? Because I genuinely care about people. I would love to go to Bora Boral I prefer warm weather to the cold Kansas climate. 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