4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAM ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2004 You can have the Samsung SCX-4100 Digital Productivity Center right in your room, saving you time, lightening your load. 24/7. Own a digital copier, laser printer and color scanner. The Rational: Protects your investment in school at the nominal cost of $149 - AFTER REBATE Connect via USB and Parallel interfaces to your desktop or laptop computer. Compact, easy to use, versatile. Fits perfectly on your desktop. Compact, easy to use, versatile. Fits perfectly on your desktop Helps you be more productive, get better grades! Makes the best use of your time. Frees you from scheduling copy and print hours around classes. The Emotional: It's Sweet It's Sweet. Play the SWEET SUCCESS Print & Win Game! 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Applications are due at various times, check applications for specific due dates. If you have any questions about the positions please contact avaupel@kansan.com WHY A ROBOT? BY SHELBY ADAMS FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FRIEND OR FAUX BY SETH BUNDY THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Today's Birthday (Dec. 9). This year is about finishing up old unfinished business. Make a list of all the things you should do, and either scratch them off or do them. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7. HOROSCOPES You can find the money to get what you really should have for your home. We're talking infrastructure here, and it's a good investment. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7. You may find yourself fascinated by someone you don't really like all that much. Fantasies are quite natural, but don't learn a lesson the hard way. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 6. Love takes top priority now, shift everything else to the side. Hearing from somebody It's possible and practical to do the extra work that brings in all the extra cash you'll need to achieve your goals. It might even be fun. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7. who's far away could be your inspiration. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7. Something you've been holding onto will come in handy now. It might even keep you from having to buy something else that's on your list. Go through those closets and the garage. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7. The more you study and practice, the easier it gets to do whatever it is you're doing. Keep slogging toward mastery. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Todays in a S You may not be sure how to accomplish the task you've set. This is where the prayer comes in. You're right, you can't do it all by yourself. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7. Money-saving opportunities are opening up, and new products are available. If you're going to order any, you'd better do it quickly. Some of that stuff has to travel a long way to get to you. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. Obligations weigh a ton, and avoiding them doesn't seem to help. Pay off what you owe as quickly as possible, even if that means doing without a new toy. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. Sometimes a stern word is required to set a wayward spirit back onto the right path. Warn somebody who's about to make a mistake you already made. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 7 More work is coming in, which might feel like a mixed blessing. You'd rather have more time off but you'd also like more money. Make sure the lattermost comes with the foremost. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 8. Sure, you have things on your list that need doing, but they can wait for a while. It's important for you to make a connection with somebody you love. That's your top priority. Crossword ACROSS 1 Zodiac scales 6 Wonder 9 Director Raoul 14 Hautbouts 15 Half dozen 16 Hanging open 17 Illumination 18 Jean or Maureen 20 Attack 22 Vat for boiling 23 Confronts boldly 26 Even one 27 Mr. Baba 30 Belly or heart follower 31 Clergyman's title: abbr. 33 Agreed 36 __ and kicking 39 Bombay man 40 Cream-filled dessert 41 Feats 42 Sit-in participant 45 Cost to participate 46 Full-bodied 47 Gore and Capp 48 Actor Wallach 50 Knitted footwear 53 Addresses for young boys 56 Imposed a limit on 60 Technologist 63 Drudge 64 Gobbled up 65 Historic period 66 Striped predator 67 Winter coasters 68 Gangster's gun 69 Back of a boat © 2004 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. DOWN 1 "Damn Yankees" vamp 2 Nile bird 3 Fens 4 Post-op program 5 On the move 6 Ninnyhammer 7 Emma Thompson film 8 Demanded with force 9 Mural site 10 Venerable 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 12/08/04 11 Verdi opera 12 Flatware piece 13 Comic Youngman 19 Mas' men 21 Singer Rimes 24 Play part 25 That lady 27 Corrosive stuff 28 "The __ Ranger" 29 Vague 31 Humanity grouping 32 Building wings 34 Facet 35 Comfort 37 Orchestra member 38 Gets off track 40 Set of values 42 More matter-of fact 43 Carnival city, casually 44 World Series mo. 48 Wormy shapes Solutions to yesterday's puzzle 49 Homegrown 50 Money on the line 51 Bridge seats 52 Divide and share 54 Intense longing 55 Hostels 57 Senate gofer 58 Always 59 Laura or Bruce 61 Full-house sign 62 Wee bit CROSSWORD SOLUTIONS on page 7A