Cocktail of the week Egg Nog The holidays are almost here, and you know what that means: Grandma's going to be hanging around the egg nog bowl again. Hey, she has good taste. Egg nog is the perfect holiday treat because it caters to the lazy man: All you have to do is buy a carton from the dairy aisle, dump some liquor in, and party like it's 2005. But since this time of year tends to bring out the domestic Stepford Wives side of a lot of us, here's a delicious recipe that you can whip up for Grandma in no time. So, in honor of this holiday the finished product is deceptively smooth. You don't want to pass out before season, make a toast to friends, family, good tidings-and possible food poisoning. No, egg nog is safe because the alcohol "cooks" the eggs, but be sure to use some common sense and your knowledge of food safety rules if you want to make your own batch. (Or, if you're still worried, add some extra liquor. That always seems to do the trick). Just be careful, because the holiday party becomes super-awkward and entertaining, do you? Egg Nog 24 eggs, separated 2 cups sugar 1 quart bourbon 2 cups brandy 1 quart heavy cream 2 quarts milk 1 quart vanilla ice cream Nutmeg Beat egg yolks and sugar until thick. Add bourbon and brandy and stir thoroughly. Add cream and milk and continue whipping. Break up the ice cream and add. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold in. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes before serving. Sprinkle lightly with nutmeg. http://about.cocktails.com Meredith Desmond Louise's West Location:1307 West 7th St. The wall behind me says "Larson blew me here." Who Larson is and whom she blew, I have no idea. Truthfully, I have to give props to Larson because the booth in which she chose to perform is stationed right next to the dartboards that are typically filled throughout the night. After losing in darts, I sit back down to my heavy glass schooner of Bud Light and check out the wall for more gems. Apparently, "Chief has a big penis." I did not know that and casually look around for Chief. No luck. Chief was probably just relaying the usual male "exaggeration," and I decide to stick to the beer and darts. Games: Pool table, darts, Foosball, GoldenTee 2005, Megatouch screens Maximum Occupancy: 73 Dress Code: none Dress Code:none Specials: Sunday: $2 Bloody Mary's/$ 2 Boulevard. Pints/$2 Boulevard. Schooners Monday: $2.50 domestic schooners/$ 1.50 domestic pints Tuesday: $1.75 domestic bottles Tuesday:$1.25 Wednesday:$ 2.50 domestic schooners/$1.50 domestic pints Thursday:$ 3.50 Red Bull well singles/$4.50 Red Bull well doubles Saturday:$ 2 single wells — Liz Beggs Gift certificates make great holiday presents! Available for Lied Series' events please call our ticket office, 785.864.2787. school of Fine Arts For Tickets Call: 785.864.2787 Buy On-line TDD: 785.864.2777 ticketmaster (816) 931-3330 (785) 234-4545