4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2004 PENGUINS BY DOUG LANG FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Today's Birthday (Dec. 7). Friends have lots of fancy schemes for making everything better. Make sure they don't talk you into depleting reserves you've saved for the future. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 9. Jealousies can develop at the most awkward moments. Just because somebody else has a lot doesn't mean you get less. Ask how they did it. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today in a 5 Today is a 9. Others admire your eye for color, and often ask your advice. Even if you can't explain it, they'll learn by watching you at work. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9 Todav is a 5. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5 Frustrations are not a bad thing, since they lead to action you've been postponing, resisting or HOROSCOPES ignoring. Go ahead and take care of the problem, once and for all. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. It would be easy to get distracted, and forget to do what you said. That's relatively common, but could be rather embarrassing. Better make notes. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 5. While you're going through your money, don't forget to send some to a group who will spend it well. They'll appreciate anything you can give them, even if you don't think it's enough. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Todav is an 8. If you clash with an authority figure, quickly apologize. You can afford to be generous in your graciousness. And, if you do, the other will be more generous with their money. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Tuesday in a F Travel's not recommended now, finish up old business first. And, if you're mailing anything, make sure it's all packed in the box before you send it out. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8. There's a possible drain on your resources now, due to extensive partying. Don't spend all your money this early in the season, or you'll hate yourself later. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5. A person who has way more than enough stuff is in a generous mood. Don't take promises as payment, however. Get cold hard contracts and cash. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 9. You're sorely tempted to skip out on your responsibilities. A carefree day of fun and frolic beckons, but take care. If you lose your job, you won't have any way to pay for it. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6. Don't be overly generous, even if you can come up with lots of good reasons. You don't want to make people feel bad for having spent less. 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All rights reserved. 12/07/04 7 Flesh mark 8 Decorative plant 9 Spacious and luxurious 10 Type of lettuce 11 _ Scotia 12 Math sub.j. 13 " _ Karenina" 21 Republican letters 23 Muscle spasm 24 Distress call 25 Citrus fruit 26 Exercises authority 27 Gulls' kin 30 More impolite 32 Say again 33 Dangerous 34 Fails to leave a tip 37 Plait 40 Russian empresses 41 Irresolutely 44 Thriftiness 46 Jack Webb series Solutions to yesterday's puzzle C I V I L P E T A R I A S I R E N E A L E T E R R E O O N C O C T E R W H I N E A N T I B O A R A E S O P D E E S S S I N A T R A A D D I S S O R E R A R E N U T R I N D C O W S T A G E R S A D O P T E E N O W S A P S S U R L E E S I O U S R E L E T A U N B E E S S A V E C E L L S L A G S T H E N O R A T E E R U P T I O N S L I N E R S E E A G R E E D E E D S S S A D B E E R S 48 Comic Delaria 50 Grippe 51 Command 54 Male affair 55 Henry VIII's last Catherine 56 Lotion ingredien 57 Symbol of peace 61 Lubricate 63 Actress Gardner 64 Irritate 65 Yale student THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The student voice.Every day. 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