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ENTERTAINMENT
FRIDAY. DECEMBER 3; 2004
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STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY BY JEREMY MONKEN FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THE FAMILY MONSTER BY JOSH SHALLAK
Today's Birthday (Dec. 3)
you have awesome powers this year. Use them to further your goals careerwise, and also to benefit the greatest number of people.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 10.
Play first, and you might as well eat your dessert first, too. Later on, life gets more complex and a whole lot busier.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Once you've made the big decision, there'll be more time to relax. Snuggling is recommended, by way of celebration.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Don'\t confine your studies to philosophy. Learn something you can put to use, in the privacy of your own home.
HOROSCOPES
Today is an 8.
Finish up the job that's been taking so much of your time. Plan to spend the next two days
learning and relaxing. But not necessarily in that order.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is an 8.
Make sure your loved ones know how much you care, Don't put that off. For the next few days, you'll be too busy raking in the money.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Go back through your old stack of stuff and get all the valuables out. You don't want to throw any items of significance away accidentally. That would be cold.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is an 8.
Your cheerful attitude helps others figure out what to do next. Help them sort through the options so the leader can decide, with a little guidance from you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 5.
The most difficult part will be over soon, and you'll be able to relax. Gather with friends who
understand you well, without having to be told.
You'll be able to get a lot farther intellectually than physically. That's always the case, but it's also a first step in getting the rest of you there.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 5.
Don't talk about money or anything else that might be a sensitive subject. The odds for a misunderstanding are high. Why chance it? Listen instead.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) Today is an 8.
Today is an 8.
You don't have to be the team leader to be in control. You're the brains behind the operation, but stay out of the spotlight.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 5.
A person who's very well organized is good to have on your team. It shouldn't be hard to find one now. It might be hard to avoid.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Election tie-
breaker
7 Stole or cloak
11 Unruly group
14 Harlem theater
15 Tortoise's
opponent
16 Armada gold
17 Numero uno
18 Like a good alibi
20 Villain's look
21 Plant axis
22 Pact partner
23 End of the day
26 Everyone
29 Tattling creation
30 Shade of green
34 Tack room gear
36 Series starter
37 Went on
monotonously
38 Please
40 Used gray cells
41 Too
42 Sushi bar order
43 Calcutta wear
44 Audacity
45 African language
group
47 NNW opposite
48 Opponent
51 Boxer Spinks
54 __ qua non
55 Sew loosely
59 Tiger Hall of
Famer
61 Plowed but left
unseeded
62 CEO's degree
63 Poultry output
64 Punctual
65 Salary
66 Part of VMI
67 Pipe cleaner
DOWN
1 Phooeyl
2 Second word of
"The Raven"
3 Opposite of yep
4 Bygone
5 Excessively
ornate
6 Piccadilly pea
soup
7 Carve wood
8 Make more
refined
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12/03/04
9 Dining
enticement
10 Writing tool
11 Defoe's Flanders
12 Unwritten
tradition
13 Fuselage or hull
14 Coldhearted
21 Gleaming
24 Slaphappy
25 Jack of "Hawaii
Five-O"
26 Torch job
27 Military break
28 Cubic decimeter
31 Peruvian
ancients
32 Swerves
33 Valder of Pearl
Jam
35 Kurt Cobain's
group
37 Mouth of
Mississippi
39 Snow racer
40 Thick
42 Sincere
45 Living things
FRI
100
solutions to yesterday's puzzle
46 Sophisticated
49 Churchill's
symbolic
gesture
50 Black Sea port
51 Shaded object
52 Isle of exile
53 Finel
56 Slender
57 Encyclopedia volume
58 Water pitcher
60 Ring of flowers
61 Because of
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