OPINION THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2004 www.kansan.com STINSON'S VIEW Zach Stinson/KANSAN Eating habits hamburgled early My friend Ross ate Chick-fil-A for two weeks straight. The tempting but greasy smells of fried chicken and hot, crispy waffle fries were too much for him. He couldn't stop himself from being led by his nose, not his head. But then he stopped. It wasn't because he realized he was ruining his health. He moved on to pizza and fast food Chinese. These fatty food choices are not poor Ross's fault. He thinks real food comes in white wrappers and pizza boxes. Like most of us, Ross has been raised in a culture in which fast food has been our friend. It's there immediately when we're hungry. And then it goes straight to our tummies and butts and stays. Fast food companies have seduced us since we were children, and they're here today on campus. As kids, we bugged our parents for sugary cereals. Now, when we get home from classes and there's nothing to eat, we cruise the drive-thru. On campus we have the Underground in Wescoe Hall, unveiled in September. It serves fried chicken, oily Chinese stirfry and grease-and-cheese pizza. "Healthy" choices include Crustano's, a sandwich place, and a salad bar. The Underground's strategy is not to fuel the student body with sound nutrition. It partnered with franchises guaranteed to make it money such as Pizza Hut, Chick-Fil-A and Jump. Fast food has followed us here, but it's partly because we asked it to. Mike Myers, assistant manager of Kansas Memorial Unions, said food choices in the Underground were driven by a student survey. Students were asked to express their brand preferences and identify them in terms of "healthy" and "greaty." Thirty percent of students surveyed chose brands that offered hamburgers, such as Burger King, and also identified the food as "greasy." Thirty percent chose sub sandwiches, and identified that food as "healthy." (Meat, cheese and a few wimpy veggies on bread is healthy? Not very). The rest of the students said they would prefer to eat Mexican food (not known to be lean) or the "other" category. GUEST COMMENTARY LOUIS E STAUFFER lstauffer@kansan.com One student said the most desirable food choices on campus would be the same ones they could get on 23rd Street (i.e. fast food mecca). It's not hard to figure out why students want this. Brand advertising targeted us as kids. We watched Toucan Sam push Fruit Loops during Saturday morning cartoon commercial breaks. Tony the Tiger told us Frosted Flakes were "Grrrreait!" The only thing sugar-coated flakes are great for is pumping kids full of sugar, at 14 grams of it per serving. One of my most vivid childhood memories is attending a fellow preschooler's birthday party at McDonald's. We got our own Happy Meals, complete with a toy. The playground was all ours, and we were visited by none other than Ronald McDonald. What wasn't there to like? Tasty food, a cool toy, a playground and a clown who sang it was OK to eat junk "if we believed in magic." We were sold at four years old. Ronald McDonald has become a lifelong lunch-buddy for many. He taught us that whenever we were hungry, his food would always be there. And so we grew to think that real food comes in bags. Or white pizza boxes. Book It, a program by Pizza Hut that rewarded reading with pizza, hit my elementary school by storm. The more books you read, the more "free" personal-pan pizzas you got. I remember seeing fellow classmates at Pizza Hut on many a Friday night. We ate our greasy pizzas with pride, and I'm positive we hadn't read about the 750 calories, 36 grams of fat (56 percent of an adult's daily value) and 15 grams of saturated fat (73 percent of an adult's daily value) we were ingesting in a supreme personal pan pizza. All we had to do to get another er one was read a few more Babysitters Club books. Those same pizzas are sold at three locations on this campus. Myers said Chick-Fil-A is the top-seller these days for the Kansas Unions, with Pizza Hut coming in second and Burger King third. A chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A has 16 grams of fat, 28 grams of protein, 38 grams of carbs and 410 calories. An order of medium waffle fries has 350 calories, 17 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat and 2 grams of trans fat. Fast food isn't going to go away. But we need to realize that we're smart enough to beat these companies, and the Kansas Unions, at their own game. Real food isn't freezedried meat and pre-made pizzas. Ann Chapman, dietician at Watkins Health Center, said most of the damage when eating this type of food is the saturated fat content, which can lead to an increased risk of heart disease. "If that's steady in a diet, it really is dangerous over the years," she said. Chapman said indulging in fast food once or twice a week is OK, if you eat healthfully the rest of the time. The point is, junk food is not your friend. The same companies who pump little kids full of sugar and cheeseburgers are still peddling to us, and we're still eating it up. After college comes the real world, where some of us will work long hours sitting at a desk and then swing through the drive-thru on the way home. Eating healthy is not going to get any easier. "We know we have room to improve," Myers said. "But ultimately, it's the responsibility of students to make healthy choices." I've made a choice: I'm not going to give up an occasional snack of Cheez-its from campus vending machines. But, out of concern for the size of my butt, and my bodily health, I am swearing off the carb-fat-sugar pushers who have tracked us from childhood to campus. Stauffer is a Holland, Mich., senior in journalism and English. She is Kansan special sections editor. 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