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[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things. ]
Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl 1: What exactly is krunk?
Girl 2: I have no idea. It sounds like a cookie.
Girl 1: No it's a type of music, but what is it really?
Girl 2: I still think it's a cookie.
Girl 1: I have got to start watching more BET.
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Two guys sitting together silently. One starts to examine his lower leg. Guy 1: Dude I think I should get calf implants.
One guy trailing behind his group of friend screams:
Guy 2: That would be hot.
Guy 1: Haha. Soo hot.
**Guy:** Hold up, hold up! My pants won't stay up! [pulls up pants in front of everyone.]
Talking about elections with friends Guy 1: Why can't there be any cool candidates? Like Arnold ... or Baby Jay [laughs].
— Samia Khan
5ive questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Michael Eugene,
Wescoe
Trumpeteer
Bo Donora, Baldwin City Senior
1) If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?
Donora: "Spiderman, 'cause I always wanted to know how those things come out of his wrists and why."
Eugene: "I think I'd take Superman, because he's the one who's got a code of conduct, y'know. He'd never kill anybody, and he'd help anybody he thinks in is need."
2) What's your least favorite candy bar?
Donora: "Heath Bar, they always get stuck in your teeth."
Eugene: "That one that has all the nuts on it. Zagnuts!"
3) When should KU students stop wearing flip-flops?
Donora: "October 7th."
Eugene: "When you get a job here (in the kitchen) because they don't allow it!
Or when it gets uncomfortable."
4) Who's your favorite Saved By the Bell character?
Donora: "Zach, because I have the same phone."
Eugene: "I like Screech. He's the one with the hair."
5) What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Donora: "Blue checkered boxes."
Eugene: "Oooh, ha! Don't wear it!"
Erik Johnson
JAYHAWKER: The Annual 2005.
The Jayhawker Yearbook has changed in name, attitude, and style to reinvent a great Kansas tradition.
Look for the 2004 books to arrive in November!
We are also looking for writers and photographers, with either a background or interest in journalism, who may wish to work on the staff of the JAYHAWKER this year.
Now accepting student submissions for the Annual 2005. Contributions of KU-thempd poetry, art or photography for possible inclusion in this year's book must be in the JAYHAWKER by 3 Dec. 2004.
If interested in either of these opportunities, contact Editor Ryan Scarrow at rockon41@ku.edu
18 Boren Graduate Fellowships given at KU
1 Churchill Scholarship given at KU
381 Fulbright Grants given at KU
35 Goldwater Scholarships given at KU
KU Fall
5 Javits Fellowships given at KU
9
Marshall Scholarships given at KU
24 Mellon Fellowships given at KU
24 Rhodes Scholarships given at KU
15
Truman Scholarships given at KU
10 Udall Scholarships given at KU
24.1
Fall 2003 ACT/converted SAT average score of student body
50
Fall 2003 National Merit Scholars
Source: University of Kansas Profiles, Office of Institutional Research and Planning
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