By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett
(Drinking and dialing just don't mix.)
I drunk-dialed a girl I like the same night I got her number. What should I do?
That Guy, senior
Chris: I've drunk-dialed new love interests an unfortunately high number of times as well. And I'm supposedly really cool! You can try the "Nextdayapologycall" or just for the "I'mmoingtopretendlikeit-everhappenedcall" or just cut your losses and forget all about it. But remember that a drunk dial of this nature can appear overeager, desperate and a little creepy, but if the person is interested in you too, they may take it as a flattering sign of interest.
Jessi: Just the fact that you thought of her while inebriated is flattering. Most guys in that position will take whoever's in close proximity to their pee-pee. I applaud your drunken efforts, though it could also be interpreted as a booty call. Whatever the case, if you like her, call to clear things up and ask her out. If you were calling for some boom-boom action, just drop it altogether. P.S. If you want to limit your drunk-dials, folks, you can lock your phone and most times, you won't remember the password before morning.
I'm interested in a high school girl I've known for a long time, but I know of a potential college girl who's a more realistic option for me. What should I do?
Michael, sophomore
Jessi: Ah, so you're the one perusing the playgrounds around town. I think that a high schooler's maturity level is drastically different from someone who has experienced college life. If the more realistic option isn't as appealing as the younger one, try finding someone that is more appeal and closer to your age. The age gap now is more obvious than later on, so work with your age group for the time being.
Chris: Why is one girl a more realistic option? Because she's a year older and has a HS diploma? Society feeds us all kinds of B.S. about dating, Eff That. Date whomever you want and enjoy the hell out of it. I'm not advocating old guys to date younger girls just for kicks, but if you're going to respect her, go for the one you're really interested in.
For Halloween, my boyfriend and I are wanting to wear a couples costume. What are some good ideas for us?
—Unimaginative And Naked, senior
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Jessi: Oh, the possibilities! Let's see...I've been involved in a plug and socket costume, which lends to the ever-stylish sexual innuendo. Other options are Superman and Lois Lane, Napoleon Dynamite and Deb, Greek gods Aphrodite and Adonis, Tarzan and Jane, or "period costumes." Be creative!
Chris: One year I was an Angel and my date was a Devil. It was absolutely just the cuteest thing I had ever done to make-out with a girl. Consider dressing as a Pimp and Ho, a Prostitute and a John or possibly a Dude and a Whore.
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