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[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things.]
Not to make you all scared,but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes,we hear everything.And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid,we won't identify you —unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl getting people registered to vote:
Anybody want a Rock the Vote sticker? We have buttons too.
Some Guy (with a hint of sarcasm):
Buttons too?! Are you kidding me?! This is the best day of my life!
Another girl registering people: Are you registered?
Some guy (straight faced): Yes, I'm registered as a sex offender
Girl: (steps back)
Oh. Guy (still straight faced): That was a joke.
Girl 1: Kris Kobach is over there.
Girl 2: It says on a bunch of signs I saw that he supported apartheid or something.
Girl 1: What are you gonna believe? A sign or a guy with a smile like that?
Girl 1: Didn't you get bitch slapped on the weekend?
- — Samia Khan
Guy 1: Who got bitch slapped?
Guy 2: I got smacked like three times.
Guy 2: I got smacked like three times.
Guy 3: She smacked the hell out of me too. I don't even know what for.
Girl 1: I think she still holds a grudge.
Girl 1: I think she still holds a grudge.
Guy 2: That's okay I hold a grudge too,
cuz she's the bitch that smacked me
5ive questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Keith Langford,
Ft. Worth, Senior
guard
Stephanie Grissom,
Witchita Senior:
1) What is the worst hairline you can claim to have worn?
Grissom: I had a perm that was like Peter Frampton hair. It was pretty bad. Langford: When I was like 9 or 10 my father literally put a bowl on my head and used a disposable razor on the edges. It was awful.
2) What sort of superstitions do you follow?
Grissom: Well, at 11:11 I make a wish.
That's it.
Langford: I try to wear a different pair of shoes every day of the week. It's sort of a fresh start to the day everyday.
3) How long have you gone without eating?
Grisom: Thirty hours. I did it for a fundraiser.
Langford: Last year I got sick and probably went about two-and-a-half days without food. I had an IV hooked up to me on the last day.
4) What recent fashion trend particularly bothers you?
Grissom: Sandals with heels. That really bugs me.
Langford: First, and this is an epidemic, girls who share their eyebrows off. And girls who wear the Kansas shorts but don't have the butt.
5) If you were a vegetable, what kind would you be and why?
Grisom: I guess a potato, because have eyes.
Langford: A cucumber. You all can figure that one out for yourselves!
Erik Johnson