Thurs. 10/21 Critically acclaimed Jewish storytellers take their act for the first time from the Upper West Side to The Brick, 1727 McGee, Kansas City. Heeb Storytelling, taking a cabaret and Catskills approach to comedy, is hosted by Heeb magazine Associate Editor and The Pitch columnist Gina Kaufmann Friday. Tickets are $5 for the 21+ show. Mest / Hawthorne Heights / Bayside / Punchline, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., all ages, 5:30 p.m., $12.50 The Killers, The Granada, 1020 Massachusetts St., all ages, 8:30 p.m., $13 Shake Your Culo, EightOneFive, 815 New Hampshire St., 10 p.m. 21+,$3 Honeybaby / Deadenders, Davey's Uptown Ramblers Club, 3402 Main St., Kansas City, MO, 10 p.m., 21+ The Decemberists / Norfolk and Western, Jackpot Saloon, 943 Massachusetts, 10 p.m., 18+, $8 Fri.10/22 The Inge Theatre Series will present Lysistrata by Aristophanes, a dance production placing the conflict between Athens and Sparta in ancient Greece into present-day global relations. The all ages show will be at Murphy Hall beginning at 7:30 p.m. Q and not U/ El Guapo (KJHK Birthday Party), The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., all ages, 6.30 p.m., $7 Dj Legacy / Mr. Billistic / Dj Ws $/ 3 AM, Last Call, 7th and New Hampshire streets, 18+, 10 p.m.,$ 5-15 Project Groove feat. Airborne Audio / Deep Thinkers, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., all ages, 10 p.m. Geniturturers / Vibralux, Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts St., 21+, 10:30 p.m. The Architects / The Belles (formerly The Gadjits) / TJ Dovebelly, The Brick, 1727 McGee, Kansas City, Mo., 21+, 10:30 p.m. Sellout, The Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St., 21+, 11 p.m., $5 Sat.10/23 Even though fall is approaching and the weather is getting colder, garage sales are still going on. Well, sort of. The Lawrence Board of Realtors is holding the Junque and Gems Sale on October 23 from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. at 9th and New Hampshire. Feel free to purchase as much junque or gems as you see fit because all proceeds go to the Lawrence Social Service League Thrift. Additionally, this event is held in conjunction with United Way's National Day of Caring. Bring yourself and your wallet and give back to your community while giving something back to yourself. Sellout, The Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts St., 21+, 11 p.m., $5 Arthur Dodge, The Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts St., 21+, 10:30 p.m., $2 The Only Children / The Danny Pound Band / The Blue Leaves (CD release show for Anniversary ex-members), The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., all ages, 9 p.m., $6 Lamb of God / Fear Factory / Children of Bodom / Throwdown, The Granada Theatre, 1020 Massachusetts St., all ages, 7:40 p.m., $22 namelessnumberheadman / Frankenixion / Andy Graham & the Moment Band,The Brick,1727 McGee St., Kansas City, Mo., 21+ 10:30 p.m. Lion Fever / Vagenius, Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts St., 21+, 10:30 p.m. Firebox, Stu's Midtown Tavern, 925 Iowa St., 21+, 9 p.m. The Parlance / Jettsetter Sounds / Djason. Gaslight Tavern & Coffee- house, Locust Street 317 N. Second St., St. 31-7, 7 p.m. Norah Jones & the Handsome Band, Municipal Auditorium, 301 W. 13th St., Kansas City, Mo., all ages, 8 p.m., $27.50 -$ 57 Sun.10/24 The Beautiful Mistake / Park / Tokyo Rose / My New Life, The Granada Theatre, 1020 Massachusetts St., 18+, 8 p.m., $8 Mon.10/25 Earlimart / The Dears, Jackpot Saloon, 943 Massachusetts St., 21+, 10:30 p.m., $5 Tues.10/26 "Zodgyra and the seven deadly sins," at the Lawrence Arts Center at 8 p.m. Enjoy a free staged reading of 10 minute plays written by University of Kansas students. Dirtbombs / Ponys / The Like Young, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., all ages, 9 p.m., $8 Prague Philharmonia, The Lied Center of Kansas, West Campus, all ages, 7:30 p.m., $18.50 to$ 42 Wed.10/27 Mass Appeal featuring DJ Sku and Oscar Slugworth, Gaslight Tavern & Coffeehouse, Locust Street 317 N. Second St., 21+ , 10 p.m. Do you like Campbell's soup or Marilyn Monroe? Andy Warhol did too. Get your ass to Salina Art Center if you haven't already. More than 30 Warhol works and art by Michael Bevilacqua, Yasumasa Morimura and Lucinda Devlin are waiting for you in the exhibition, "Commoditites, Celebritites, Death & Daster." Check it out before it's all over this Sunday. Salina Art Center, 242 S. Santa Fe St., Salina. Free admission! Hacienda Brothers, Grand Emporium, 3832 Main St., Kansas City, Mo., 21+, 8.pm., $5 Karate / Chris Brokow / Volara, The Bottleneck, 1737 New Hampshire St., 18+, 9 p.m., $8 Hairy Apes BMX / Malachy Papers, The Brick, 1727 McGee St., Kansas City, Mo., 21+, 11 p.m. Three Shams / The Walnut Street Gang, Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts St., 18+, 10:30 p.m. 10.21.04 Jayplay 3