Wescoewit
[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things.]
Girl: Hey, there you are!
Guy: How are you?
Girl: Tired, of course.
Boy: What'd you do this weekend?
Girl: Drank too much, as usual.
Boy: You shouldn't drink, you know.
Girl: Oh, get over it. We're in college.
Girl #1: So,
what's with this
Free for All thing?
Girl #2: I don't know. You just call in and say whatever you want, I think.
Girl #1: Like, anything?
Girl #2: I guess, yeah, anything.
Girl #1: And this is what people are saying? This is not normal.
Girl (on phone):
Hey.
Girl: Yeah, we have that sorority thing tonight, so I can't.
Girl: Omigod, yeah, this thing is starting to get really annoying.
Girl: I know, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday; it's ridiculous.
Girl: Whatever. (looking up) Oh, he's cute.
Girl: Nevermind, I was talking to myself. Listen, I gotta go to class.
Five questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Santos Nunez Program Director of the Multicultural Resource Center
Stephen Kroeker
Overland Park
sophomore
Where is the worst public restroom you've ever visited?
Nunez: "A truck stop in Texas."
Kroeker: "A.C.'s Garage in West-
port. It was really gross. I don't think
it's in business anymore."
When was the last time you peed yourself or wet the bed?
Nunez: "On a fieldtrip in kindergarten at the zoo. I sat on a bench all day."
Kroeker: "I don't think I've ever peed myself or wet the bed. But I did throw up on myself two weeks ago."
What's the most embarrassing article of clothing you've ever owned?
Nunez: "I used to wear some black parachute pants back in the '80s with a leopard shirt...I guess its not in style anymore."
Kroker "Maybe a Stussy sweatshirt."
What was your favorite meal as a child?
Nunez: "Arroz y frijoles."
Kroeker: "Macaroni and cheese."
What superpower would you want, and with said superpower, which superhero's ass would you kick?
Nunez:"Muscles of steel like Superman and I would take out Spiderman because I find him annoying."
Krooker: "Any superpower so that I could kick He-Man's ass, so then I could hook up with She-Ra."
By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett
[Kind of like how John Cougar says "hurts so good." Fire crotches burn. Nicely.]
I have red pubic hair, but the rest of the hair on my body is brown. Whenever I get physical with someone, I get the impression that they're uncomfortable with the red. Is there anything I can do to fix this?
Kelly, sophomore.
Jessi: I think this confirms that the carpet doesn't always match the curtains. You have what is commonly referred to as "fire crotch". I suggest you not pull a Samantha (Sex and the City) and dye your pubes because you're bound to get some unforeseen hue. If you detect discomfort in your partner, just shrug it off or "blow" them away with your sexual expertise. If you continue to be uncomfortable, there is always the option of a Brazilian wax.
Chris: Shave.
So, what's the deal with these cock rings?
Lil Johnny, freshman
Jessi: Cock rings are "ponytail holders" for your dick. Basically, they are extra-durable rubber bands you place on the base of your penis to restrict blood flow, helping you to maintain the longest erection of your life. Ouch...
**Chris:** Well, thanks Jessi, for giving everyone the skinny on cock rings. Also, you probably shouldn't wear one for too long or it'll turn black and fall off. (I'm only guessing.)
I've been having sex with a girl that lives on my floor and I don't really want to have a relationship with her, but we keep meeting up late at night and doing it. How can I keep getting laid but avoid a serious relationship?
-Steven, freshman
Jessi: At least you're honest with yourself, but now you need to be honest with her. Make your intentions clear ASAP. Be direct, but gentle. If your intentions don't coincide, find another bed buddy who's after the same kind of fling and protect yourselves.
Chris: She lives on your floor? How can you avoid a serious relationship if you have to keep stepping over her to get to the bathroom? Tell her to get her own place! Seriously though, when two friends are having sex on a regular basis, someone will always get attached and hope it'll lead to a relationship. You need to tell her right now that you're in it for the sex and nothing else. You don't want to end up breaking her heart
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