A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 28, 2004 DAMAGED CIRCUS BY GREG GRIESENAUER FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN I'M A DESKIE BY CHRIS MOORE FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Today's Birthday (Sept. 28). You like having a strong partner around to help you make big decisions. Don't confuse that person with too much data. This year you must learn to edit. Arles (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. reserve all the major decisions for yourself. Then delegate the planning, communication and scheduling chores. There's a person nearby who can do all that better than you can, anyway. HOROSCOPES Something that you've been putting off has risen to the top of your list, and this couldn't be a more awkward time. You may not be a juggler yet, but you'll sure get some practice. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 3. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9. Love's in the air, but there are complications. You may have to figure out how to be in two places at the same time. They say that without conflicts nothing happens. Well, pay attention. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5. There's a bit of an argument going on, and it seems to be in your head. If you can't quite make your mind up yet, keep trying different things. Keep notes. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. Your enthusiasm is contagious, but if you want respect, you'll upgrade your education, too. That's becoming more fun. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Todav is a 4. There's a great deal of money, hypothetically or actually, flowing through your hands. Route it into a safe place. It's your once-in-a-lifetime chance. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is on 8. Scorpio (Oct, 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5. Mercury, the planet of communication, goes into your sign. You're pretty good at this anyway, but now you're even better. Just remember not to use too many words. You're undergoing a fascinating transformation now. Although you may feel pressured or stressed, you're on the verge of a breakthrough. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8. You have more authority than you may realize. The changes that you're going through are affecting everyone. What changes? Well, you're rearranging your basic priorities. You're also helping to reveal the hidden truth. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6. Hold back for a day or two, and contemplate the dynamics. There's a tug-of-war going on, and it won't be smart for you to get in the middle. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. The more you study, the more you learn how to make your dreams come true. Homework and imagination are the keys to your success. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5. The money you're seeing now doesn't all have to go into savings. You ought to be able to spend a little bit on a special treat. It might have to come from the dime store, however. You still have to stick to a budget. 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