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By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett
[No, we are the sex authority, but please question us.]
Why do you think you're smart enough to give me advice?
-Joe, Junior
Jessi: I'm in Mensa.
Chris: I'm not.
I've been dating my boyfriend for over a year now, and we feel our relationship has become more about sex and less about the romance. How do we reinvent the romance?
-Kristin, Junior
Jessi: I'd be thankful your relationship has "lasted" so long in the bedroom, but naturally, over time, romance dissipates, and that's ok as long as both partners are willing to work to restore that lost spark. Remember that it is not his full responsibility to keep you tingly; it's a joint effort. Make romance a priority and reintroduce that element of surprise with your own personal touch. Some examples include leaving notes in unexpected places, or kidnapping your love for a date night. Be creative!
**Chris:** I bet your boyfriend is *really* upset with all that unnecessary sex y'all have been having. How can he put up with all that sex? I can't believe he hasn't dumped you for a girl that won't have sex with him. But seriously, you need to understand that he probably doesn't see this as a problem. Guys don't need romance to get off, like some girls do. Just start doing what Jessi said and he'll follow suit.
I walked in on my younger sister masturbating. Things have gotten weird. How can I lose the weirdness?
-Claire, freshman
Jessi: Any weirdness is caused by both of you. Because you're concerned with getting your relationship back, I'd say you've shared a fairly meaningful relationship until recently. Don't be the other half of the weirdness and talk to her like old times. Let her know privately that whatever happened was no big deal. It's either that or letting her "accidentally" walk in on you touching yourself to even the score.
**Chris:** Masturbating? Gross! I would just cut off all contact with your sister and hope to never see her again! And burn all the pictures of her too. What was she thinking? Doesn't she know masturbating makes God kill kittens and will make her go blind? What a jerkstore.
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