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5 Questions
One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
[Sometimes it feels like somebody's watching me!]
Steve Munch
Student Body
President and
Bellevue, Neb., Junior
Matt Bloomberg Atlanta freshman
What is the worst movie you've seen recently, and what makes it so bad?
Munch:"Probably The Village. It was horrible. When the twist came, it wasn't worth it in the first place."
it worth in a Bloomberg: "28 Days Later. There was no plot whatsoever, and it was a terrible, terrible movie."
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Munch: "I swear I'm not a boring guy, but I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard."
laughed that hat.
Bloomberg: "I watched Old School the other day. That's always a good one."
Give us your proudest moment?
Munch: "Gosh, I dress myself every morning. I'm pretty proud of that."
Bloomberg: "Being accepted to KU."
What are you most afraid of?
What are you most interested in? Munch: "I don't know if it's necessarily a phobia, but spiders freak me out. I just moved into a new house and there's quite a few, and I don't like them at all."
What's the best part about being a Jayhawk?
Munch. "Being on campus and going to athletic events and other events around campus."
atall.
Bloomberg: "I don't like spiders.
Everything else is cool, but not spiders."
around campus.
Bloomberg:"Everybody is so friendly around here.It's just like a big family."
Erik Johnson
Compiled by Erik Johnson
Boyfriend: "You're funny."
Boyfriend: You're funny.
Girlfriend: "It wasn't supposed to be funny."
be funny.
Boyfriend: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
Girlfriend: "He he he he..."
(for roughly three minutes)
Girlfriend (repeat for roughly three minutes)
Annoyed male friend: "You're both sick."
Girl #1: "Some kids phone went off in Spanish and we heard the entire Thriller theme."
**This hitters**
*Girl #2:* "That's funny. [humming Michael Jackson's 'Bad'] dah dah dah dah, dah dah, you know it, dah dah."
dan.
Girl #1: "That's not 'Thriller,' that's 'Bad.'"
Bad.
Girl #2: "Oh yeah, oops. [correcting herself] Dah daaaaahhhh, dah dah ..."
Boy #1: (nodding in the direction of four older ladies) "Look at her."
Boy #2: "Who?"
Boy #2: Who
Boy #1: (pointing) "Her. The hot one."
one.
Boy #2: "They're all hot. Which one."
one.
**Boy #1:** (pointing again) "That one."
"."
**Boy #1:** (pointing against)
**Boy #3:** "She saw you point, dude.
Now we look like idiots."
Now we look at Boy #1: (still staring) "She didn't see that."
that.
Boy #2/ Boy #3: "Yeah she did."
—Compiled by Erik Johnson
KU NUMBERS
Hey, online enrollment isn't the only slow mover on campus. This semester's student head count isn't tallied yet, either. But fear not, we've got last fall's state:
20,692 undergraduate students 5,580 graduate students
542 law and medical students
Nct quite two girls for every guy...
13,974 female students
12,840 male students
Chock-full of diversity
Chock-full of diversity
21,714 White students
1,585 Non-resident alien students
947 Asian students
834 Hispanic students 809 African-
American students
600 Unknown students
325 Native-American students
Grand total: 26,814 students
328 Native
Grand total: 26,814 students
— University of Kansas Office of Institutional Research and Planning
— Compiled by Robert Riley
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