E ames man-game bores. rd HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS ITIALLY USEFUL vett N NOTE OF IT ? R HAS POOZY HAIR D or write to Jayplay DaliaY Kalan Staffer-Finn Hall 35 Jayhawk Blvd. vrence, KS 60450 Thurs. 9/23 The Department of Music and Dance has a visitor tonight, Robert Satterlee, a pianist, will perform "The World of Oscar Wilde." The performance wins today's "slashie" award. The dramatic-slash-musical performance interprets the literary-slash-personal life of Wilde, a famous Irish poet-slash-dramatist. Dress nicely and arrive promptly at 7:30 to the Swarthout Recital Hall. Admission is free. Blue October. The Beaumont Club, 4050 Pennsylvania, Kansas City, Mo., All ages, 8 p.m., $10. Snow Patrol / Eisley, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, All ages, 6:30 p.m., $9 Phosphorescent, Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts St, 21+, 9:30 p.m., $3 Apollo 13 (CD Release show), The Jazzhaus, 926 1/2 Massachusetts, 21+, 10 p.m., $5 Fri. 9/24 Bullfrogs "Live," 4115 SW Huntoon, in Topeka has a comedy show for you Friday. This show of funniness will feature two silly guys, Tim Homayom and Will Marforit. This Homayom character may get a howl out of ya, he's performed at the Apollo Theater in Harlem and has MTV, HBO, NBC & SNL on his resume as a writer. And Marforit is a funny man who just happens to be disabled. All the fun is just a hip-hop, skip-it and a long jump over to our friendly neighboring town, Topeka. The cost is $4 my friends, and 21 must be your age. Tech N9ne / Snubrim / Scatterman, The Granada Theatre, 1020 Massachusetts, All ages, 7 p.m., $18.50 The Orphans / Hot Fruit, The Replay Lounge, 946 Massachusetts, 21+, 9:30 p.m., $2 Split Lip Rayfield / Steve Barnes and The Country Money Band / Truckstop Honeymoon, The bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, 18+, 10 p.m., $10 Chemical All / The Afternoons, The Eighth Street Tap Room, 801 New Hampshire St, 21+, 10 p.m., $2 Radio 4 / The Golden Republic. Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts St, 21+, 10:30 p.m., $5 Sat 9/25 Live Comedy Club, 8:30 a.m. at Bullfrogs, 4115 SW Huntoon in Topeka. $4 dollar cover, must be 21 to attend. Are you early birds looking to start the day off with a laugh? Join Tim Homayon and Will Mallori for Bullfrogs for some early morning comedy. The staff at Bullfrogs doesn't care if you get up early or have been parting all night, just as long as you're having fun. Pixel Panda / Exit Out / Civella / Fighting Chance / Koala Bear Syndrome, move.org Benefit, El Torreon, 3101 Gillham Plaza, Kansas City, Mn., all ages. 7 p.m. Sound Tribe Sector 9, The Granada,1020 Massachusetts,18+, b.p.m., $15 Split Lip Rayfield CD release show, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, 18+, 10 p.m., $14 Approach / Archetype / DJ Sku, Jackpot Saloon and Music Hall, 943 Massachusetts, 18+, 10 p.m., $6 Balagan at the Tap Room, The Eighth Street Tap Room, 801 New Hampshire, 21+, 10 p.m., $2 Dakota Blue, The Jazhauz, 926? Massachusetts, 21+, 11,p. $4. Wait, the numbers are: 21+, 11,p.$ 4. The word is "Massachusetts". The word is "Jazhauz". The word is "926". Sun. 9/26 An exhibit of drawings and paintings by Sean Lyman and T.J. Fuller called Popular Science seeks to find common ground in art, science and pop culture.The exhibit which is free and open to all ages will run through Wednesday.Sept. 29, at the Olive Gallery and Art Supply, 15 E 8th Street. Rock Against Bush featuring Anti-Flag, Senses Fail, Midtown, and more, The Beaumont Club, 4050 Pennsylvania, Kansas City, Mo., all ages, 5 p.m., $15 Senses Fail / Under Oath / The Bled, El Torreon, 3101 Gillham Plaza, Kansas City, Mo., all ages, 6:30 p.m., $10-$ 12 DJNOTAD3 / The Roots of Orchis / Palomar; The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, all ages, 9 p.m., $3-$ 5 Apolo 13, Harbour Lights, 1031 Massachusetts, 21+, 10 p.m. Mon. 9/27 Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Shirley Christian will speak about her book Before Lewis and Clark: The Story of the Chuteaus, the French Dynasty that Rued America's Frontier at 7 p.m. at the Lawrence Public Library, 707 Vermont. Christian is also the author of Nicaragua: Revolution in the Family. The event is free and open to all ages. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, 18+, 9 p.m., $8. The Spanktones Open Jam, The Jazzhaus, 926 1/2, Massachusetts, 21+, 9 p.m., $2. Tues. 9/28 Spice up a boring weeknight with the Tuesday Night Swing. Every Tuesday the KU Swing Society provides free lessons from 9 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. After the free lessons, you can dance the night away for only a dollar from 9:30 p.m. to midnight. This is your chance to strut your stuff. It's located at Ecumenical Christian Ministries, 1204 Oread. Macha/June Panic, Jackpot Saloon, 943 Massachusetts St. 10:30 p.m., $5, 21+ Wed. 9/29 Roots of Orchis, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St, 18+ Bangin' By Numbers, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St., 18+ Palomar, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire St, 18+ 9.23.04 Jayplay 3