8A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2004 DAMAGED CIRCUS BY GREG CRIESENAUER I'M A DESKIE BY CHRIS MOORE Today's Birthday (Sept. 14). Your self-confidence gets a boost this year, as you finally live up to the awesome standards you've set for yourself. Go ahead and give it one more try. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 5. Make work your top priority now, and be a perfectionist. Resistance is futtle, and besides, it's just not a good idea. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 9. You're lucky — and getting luckier by the minute. But don't hesitate. This situation favors love more than money and requires quick action. Make a commitment, or accept a wonderful invitation. HOROSCOPES Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5. Bite your lip, and hold your temper. There's nothing to be gained by telling the others how you feel. Besides, it's liable to change. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 9. You may find yourself hiding away in a book or practicing a skill you want to acquire. Both of those are recommended. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 4. It's kind of like you're making a fortune on the nickel slots. You're not getting much from each transaction, but add it all up, and you're rich! Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 9. Today You may not want to burden others with all that you have on your mind, yet it's too much to keep stuffed inside. It's a good time to start a diary. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 4. A difficult, quite meticulous task continues to demand attention. Set aside everything else for now. There's more time for romance tomorrow. Scorpio (Oct, 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8. Today is a 5. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) Today is a4. You'll steer opinion in your direction if you let everyone have their say. Listen, and don't try to fix their problems. Just let them know you've heard. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It's a marvelous day for shopping. You'll keep track of every cent, bell and whistle for every product on your list. Allocate as much time as possible, and give it your full attention. You can reach much further than you previously thought. There's abundance out there, more than you have imagined. Go ahead and take the next step. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 9. The conditions in effect now are like you were finally making a presentation to get your Ph.D. You've been studying for ages, so trust your imagination. You'll do well under pressure. You've already proven you're good at taking care of other people. Now let them know how much you appreciate what they can do for you. It's OK to sit back every once in a while and delegate — to perfectionists. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. 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