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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2004
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THE MASKED AVENGERS BY MATT SEVCIK AND MAX KRUETZER, FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Frankie sometimes felt he was the only one who didn't wish he was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
I'M A DESKIE BY CHRIS MOORE, FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Jyler, meet Khloe, the new Deskie. It's your job to train her.
On great Another one I get to get to eat of her:
Just to let you know I hate all women.
Just to let YOU Know I'm hungry. Go get me a pizza. But I'll probably eat all of it and complain YOU got me fat! Heartless Bastard!
I think I REALLY am going to hate her.
Hmph!
Today's Birthday (Sept. 9).
Your strong point has always been service, but this year you will discover that some jobs are best done by somebody else.
HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21-April 19).
Nobody said it was going to be easy, so don't kick yourself if it's not. Slowly and carefully is your best motto if you want to win at this game.
Taurus (April 20-May 20).
Today is an 8.
keep reading even if what you're studying doesn't make sense yet. Over the next couple of days, you'll begin to understand.
Gemini (May 21-June 21).
Today is a 4.
Your assignment is to hold onto as much of the loot as you can. The temptation to go through it fast could be powerful, but you can fight it off.
They say you can tell a lot about a person by the company he or
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is an 8
Today is an 8.
she keeps. In this case, others can tell about you by the subject you're studying.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).
Today is a 5.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is an 8.
A bureaucrat can help you funnel more money into your pockets. Don't see those folks as the enemy. At least one of them wants to help you.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22).
Today is a 4.
The compliments you've been gathering might threaten to go to your head, increasing your confidence and sense of self-worth. Let it happen.
If you're wondering how to increase your fortunes, think of unusual ways to provide services for caregivers. Make their lives easier, and prosper.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21).
Today is a 7.
A contact who lives far away can make a great connection that will bring you new information
and a new friend,
sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 5.
Not much will be coming into your pocket for a little while, but you could get a hook into some nice benefits that will pay off later. That's a good idea.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
Today is an 8.
Another's encouragement gives you the boost to get on over the top.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 6.
Stick to the routine, and the work gets done with minor annoyances. You have big dreams, but it's not quite time to quit your day job yet.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20).
Today is an 8.
An emotional connection should be noticeable for you now. But just because you are kindred spirits doesn't mean you can simply race off and do whatever you feel like. Discipline is still required.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Schusses
5 Silly billy
8 Wild goats
14 Closely confined
15 " __ Loves You"
16 Capital of Saudi Arabia
17 Traction
19 Order of business
20 Time period
21 Real profit
23 Melodic tune
24 Shell propeller
26 Reproved severely
31 Play on words
32 Hairstyling product
33 Searches for booty
34 Trip planners
37 Mall event
38 Salton or Caspian
39 Church part
43 New York borough
48 Treading the boards
51 Ex-QB Marino
52 Tattered cloth
53 Mirage
55 __ of consent
56 Evergreen
57 Give in to gravity
58 Free
60 Inventor Gray
64 Greasy spoons
68 "Lettin' It All Hang Out" autobiographer
69 Make up facts
70 Norway capital
71 Exhausts
72 L. Michaels' show
73 Loch of legend
DOWN
1 Hot spring
2 Actor Berry
3 IRS element
4 Roll
5 Pose questions
6 Valueless currencies
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8 Levin or
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9 Expansive
10 Give the once-
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11 Coleridge's
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12 Formed
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13 Broken pottery
14 Barracks boss
15 Repeatedly
16 Makes a
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17 Emanation
18 Slithery fish
18 Player's piece
29 El Prado display
30 Like a twangy
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35 Goddess of the
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36 Willickers!
40 Perfect place
41 Hidden obstacle
42 Outskirts
44 Tartan topper
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
45 Earlier
46 Singer Janis
47 Type of drum
48 Puts forward
49 Pin to a wall
50 Rank indication
51 Highlanders
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61 __ Clemente
62 Newman film
63 Gore and Haig
65 Aviv-Jaffa
66 Golter Ernte
67 Mayday!
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