8A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2004
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STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY BY CAMERON MONKEN, FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WHY A ROBOT? BY SHELBY ADAMS, FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, its like a paid workout. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and break a sweat with the nation's package delivery leader. Requirements include:
Requirements include:
-18 years of age
Work 5 consecutive days/week
Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs.
Load, unload & sort packages
Work in hot & cold environments
Benefits include:
- Scheduled raises every 90 days for $ 1^{\mathrm{st}} $ year
- Excellent Advancement Opportunities
- Tuition reimbursement
- No Weekends
Come apply in person at:
8000 Cole Parkway
Shawnee, KS 66227
Call us at:
913-441-7569or 913-441-7536
Directions:
Take Hwy10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to $ 83^{rd} $ St and go West.Follow $ 83^{rd} $ St and make a right on Cole Pkwy.
Today's Birthday (Sept. 3).
Today's birthday Sept. 9.
Set a juicy goal for yourself this year, and then enjoy it. Don't worry about how you'll make this happen. Picture it done, and plan your schedule backward from there to here.
HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is a 5.
The next few days should be good for bringing more money into your account. The bad news is this is not from the lottery. It's due to your own work _ the more meticulous, the better.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Today is a 9.
You're the original compassionate conservative even if you're a liberal. You care very much about others _ and also about making money go further. Teach somebody who obviously doesn't have a clue how to do the latter.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5.
There's no avoiding your domestic responsibilities. The pressure is mounting, but that's OK 'cause you're almost in the mood. Look forward to the challenge, or pretend you do.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Today is an 8.
Your friends show up to give you support and not a moment too soon. Get the last assignment in writing before you go off to play, however.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 5.
The possibilities for a bonus look good, due to work you've already done. You make even more if you follow through on promises you've made.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is an 8.
Start on your weekend early, if possible, once your assignment is done. You've worked long hours the past few days; you've earned some extra time off.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 4
Today is a 4.
Once you've agreed on the list,
the shopping trip will be fun.
Keep hunting until you get the
best deals so your money
stretches far enough.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is an 8.
A person you know well, and sometimes disagree with, would
like to manage your activities for a while. This should be fascinating.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 6.
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You're expected to give the job your full attention even though you're not sure what you'll be paid, if anything. Don't even think about that. The job is its own reward.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 9.
Love's in the air, and conditions are good for commitment and drawing up plans. You're in the leadership position, but take your loved ones' desires into consideration.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Today is a 5.
Slow down and plan a quiet evening at home. Reassess your resources and enjoy what you've accomplished.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is an 8.
If there's anything you're not quite sure about, now's the time to go and find out. If nobody you know has the answer you seek, hit the Internet and library.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Lovers'
  rendezvous
6 Hawkeye State
10 Silly
14 Bunk
15 Have the nerve
16 Continental
  dough
17 Subaqueous
19 Singer Laine
20 Ike
21 La-la lead-in
22 Stronghold
24 Fly alone
26 Derisive imitation
28 Law
  enforcement
  support grp.
30 Get up
31 Acorn's tree
34 Practical trainee
37 Remove knots
39 Native New
  Zealander
40 Hair for sale
41 Late
42 Carnivorous
  caribe
44 Roman hero
45 Shifty
46 Tipper's last
  name
47 Vitamin letters
48 Franklin's bill
50 Command to
  Fido
54 Funny error
57 Court
59 Flagon filler
60 Merit
61 Acrobatic flip
64 Eastern staple
65 Slope device
66 Maui neighbor
67 Ill-defined kind of
  area
68 Trees for bows
69 Solemn
  promises
DOWN
1 Dull sounds
2 Sonata
  movement
3 Alpine song
4 Observe
5 Neophyte
6 Baking potato
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08/03/04
7 Morsel for Mister Ed
8 Kind of crew
9 Most ethereal
10 Rot
11 "___ Lang Syne"
12 No charge
13 Chisel or hammer
18 1981 John Lennon hit
13 Gave medical aid to
25 Word with grand or light
27 Squad car
29 Raise
31 Folklore monster
32 Actor Alan
33 Piano parts
34 Wee devils
35 Brad or spike
36 Thatatcher or Heath, e.g.
38 Grannies
40 Clothes collection
43 Truthfulness
44 Zeal
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
48 Pooh favorite
49 Fancy pitchers
51 Ridicule
52 Arabic word for
God
53 Abominable
snowmen
54 Ocean ice
55 Cougar's den
56 Boat in "Jaws"
58 Scandinavian capital
62 Animal gullet
63 Small battery