6B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY, AUGUST 19,2004 Top 10 reasons to sign up for SBC Yahoo! $ ^{\textcircled{R}}$ DSL at Best Buy 10. Use online registration to quickly schedule all classes after 11a.m. so school doesn't mess with your late night social activities. 9. Place a last-second bid on eBay for an item your buddy has been bidding on for weeks. 8. Find a site where you can legally download free music for your "House Party Tunes Vol. 32" mix. 6. Threaten to post embarrassing photos of your friends from last night's party. 7. Buy "Old School" at BestBuy.com to see how college life really should be lived. 5. E-mail your high school sweetheart from your PC while you IM your campus sweetheart from your Cingular wireless phone. 4. In an online game of Doom 3, see how your Space Marine does against SEAL Team Three. 3. Discover the bizarre source of your roommate's annoying fashion statement. 2. Do a background search on the "hottie" you met last night so you can pretend to have the same interests. CAPTAIN RIBMAN IN "MOORE OR LESS" BY SPRENGLEMEYER & DAVI PAUL BY BILLY O'KEEFE YOU LOOK LIKE A STIRPED NIGHTMARE. ON OK, I THought YOU GONE ALL METROSEXUAL FOR A MOMENT THERE. Today's Birthday (Aug. 19). You haven't always had to devote long hours to studying, but this year it's an excellent idea. Dedicate money and time to upgrading skills you already have and, from there, making a leap of faith. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 7. You don't have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders all the time. Get somebody else to help once in a while. It's a lot more fun. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 7. You have more time to relax. That's nice — and not a moment too soon. Plan a romantic evening to celebrate what you've achieved so far. You're naturally creative, but work's also required. For the next few days, you'll be busy, but you won't see many results. Don't give up. It just part of the job. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. HOROSCOPES Cancer (June 22-July 22). Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Investing in real estate just about now can bring generous returns. It helps if you know what you'redoing, too. Pay attention to the details. today is a 7. Although you're an active person, every once in a while you like to curl up with a good book. This could be one of those times. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 6. There are many good reasons to finish unfinished tasks. The most obvious one that pops to mind now is getting all that extra cash. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 7. today is a 7. Things that looked hopeless yesterday are coming together and starting to look more like the vision you had in mind. There is hope again. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5. You can gain great authority by simply making sure an older person's fears are calmed. It's a gift you have to share. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 7. Meetings go well now since people are in the mood to compromise. Even warring factions might agree to get along. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19) Today is a 6. An important person in your life deserves your respect. Don't hold back a compliment that you've been meaning to share. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) Today is a 7. Make the decisions that will help you achieve your next set of goals. Get advice from an expert who's already been there and done that. Today is a 5. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). You can find the money you need to solidify your commitment. Some of it you can earn, and some of it you can borrow, and then earn, and then pay back. It's a good thing. 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