2D THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
OFF THE HILL
MONDAY,AUGUST 16,2004
MONDAY, AUGUST 16.
The University of Kansas *School of Fine Arts* Lied Center and KU Credit Union present
The 9th Annual
FREE Outdoor Concert-featuring a
Sesquicentennial Celebration with the
Lawrence City Band
Robert E. Foster, conductor
Friday, August 20-7:00 p.m.
Going strong since August 20, 1863 ... the evening before Quantrill's Raid!
Fun at the Family Aro Festival
Conductive Robert E. Foster
Come early for the Family Arts Festival: 6:00-7:00 p.m.
Balloons, crafts, face painting and free gifts
Lied Center Northeast Lawn Rain Location: Lied Center Auditorium
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LIED SERIES 2004-2005
SINGLE TICKETS and SEASON PACKAGES on sale now and are HALF PRICE for KU Students!
Vinsky Ukrainian National Dance Company Oct. 1 - 7:30 p.m.
Flamenco Vivo/
Carlota Santana
Oct. 7 - 7:30 p.m.
The Aquila Theatre
The Aqua Theatre
Company in
H.C. Wells'
The Invisible Man
Oct. 27 - 7:30 p.m.
Cypress String Quartet Oct. 10 - 2:00 p.m.
Pass
Oct. 30 - 7:30 p.m.
Prague Philharmonia Oct. 19 - 7:30 p.m.
John Philip Sousa
and his band,
A Star-Spangled
Spectacular
Nov. 7 - 3:00 p.m.
Amanonnes: The Womb
Marie Duvillars
of Guinea
Oct. 22 - 7:30 p.m.
Aurora Sweden
Nov 14 : 10-10pm
Albin Alley American
Dance Theater
Nov 14 : 13-30pm
Hal Halfbook in
Mark Twain Tonight!
Nov. 20 - 7:30 p.m.
Trout Fishing in America
family music fun
Nov. 12 - 7:30 pm
A Scottish Christmas with Renaie Rideout Dec. 10 - 7:30 p.m.
Pharaoh's Daughter world-music band Feb. 5 - 7:30 p.m.
Scholastic's The Magic
School Bus™-Live!
Feb. 12 - 200 & 5:00 p.m.
Brenano String Quarter Feb. 13 - 2:00 p.m.
The Blind Boys
Philadance?
Pinklance:
contemporary dance
March 4 - 7:30 p.m.
Fiddler on the Roof Feb.19-7:30 p.m.
gospel & soul music
Feb. 2 - 7:30 p.m.
Drum Drum
world music from
Papua New Guinea
April 1 - 7.30 p.m.
Fing Chong's
Native Voices -
Secret History
Reaken Theatre Event
Abr 28 - 7:30 p.m.
Pick Up Performance Co.
in *Dancing Henry Free*
Feb. 23 & 24 - 7:30 p.m.
Zaill Bazley, cello
& Robert Roering, piano
April 3 - 2:00 p.m.
Teamo Lino D'Europa in Beetel's Carmen Feb. 26 - 7:30 p.m.
42nd Street May 11 - 7:30 p.m.
Miss Saigon
April 5 & 6 - 7:30 p.m.
Jubilant Sykes, buritoo April 15 - 7:30 p.m.
By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett
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