30A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT MONDAY, AUGUST 16,2004 CAPTAIN RIBMAN IN "HEAD, RIBS & SHOULDERS" BY SPRENGELMEYER AND DAVIS PAUL BY BILLY O'KEEFE IN A CAMDY STORE YOU SHOULD DIVE SOR UGH I MEAN NO. I MNOT. HIGH SCHOOL YOU WOULD COLLEGE GRADUATE. HIGH SCHOOL YOU WOULD COLLEGE GRADUATE. AND WHO, FOR THE THIRD TIME, DOES NOT HAVE TO WORK IN A CANDY STORE TO ENJOY CANDY! Today's Birthday (Aug. 16). There's plenty of money to be made this year. That will be the easy part. The challenge is figuring out how to make it last past your next birthday. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 6. The more you get into doing things right, the more obsessive you'll become. You can take perfectionism to great new heights if you let yourself. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 7. Luckily, Patience is your middle name, and some is required now. Be consistent, firm and loving, and everything will turn out fine. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is a 7. Home and family demand more of your attention for the next few days. Talk things out so you know how to set your priorities for a while. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is an 8. Your task this week, if you choose to accept it, is to develop HOROSCOPES wonderful skills. Memorize data, and dig out the facts. You're well-suited for the job. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is an 8. You'll be good at comparison shopping for the next couple of days. If you collect all the data and read the fine print, you'll make the wisest choice. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 7. All day you'll notice that you're getting stronger, and this is only the beginning. You're smart, quick and generous, too. Start looking for ways to contribute. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 6. You have a couple of days to clear out your "in" box. No more excuses. Get organized, and a lot of your headaches will go away. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 6. Meetings and group activities should go well. You'll find the others have some great ideas and need you to make decisions. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is a 7. Be respectful, and listen for the next few days. You'll discover a wealth of information you can use to further your goals. Closely watch somebody who is already where you want to be. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 7. Venturing forth is favored now, both mentally and physically. A transformation is required but should be relatively painless. There's a mountain of paperwork to sort through to figure out whether you have plenty, not enough or too much. Stop putting it off, and then you'll know, which will be a welcome relief. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is a 6. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 7. You'll have more opportunities over the next few weeks to learn to accept criticism from others. This is not a bad thing. The more your ego gets out of the way, the more creative you'll become. Crossword ACROSS 1 Diminishes 2 Infant 9 "ivanhoe" writer 14 Lumber source 15 Burn ointment 16 Heroic Horatio 17 Blanchett of "Elizabeth" 18 Ms. McEntire 19 "Casablanca" co-star Peter 20 William Randolph and Patty 22 Danbury madmen? 24 Conger or moray 25 Untidy states 26 Exploded 30 Owned 31 Mr. Ed's dinner 32 Yellow quartz 34 Twinge 3Father 39 Singer Lopez 40 Potpourri 41 Time periods 42 Climber's device 43 "The __ Ranger" 44 Some on the Somme 45 Lights 47 Daises 51 Acquired 52 Becomes visible 54 Collars 58 Bo or John 59 Pelion's twin peak 61 Trendy NYC area 62 Seething 63 Not of the cloth 64 Litigant 65 Solemn vows 66 Medicinal portion 37 Fencing foil DOWN 1 Use acid for art 2 Highlands' hillside 3 Second star designation 4 Clairvoyants 5 Fruit pick 6 Pint drinks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 © 2004 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 08/16/04 7 Move up and down 8 Sure! 9 Like some peanuts 10 Coagulates 11 Fairy-tale monsters 12 __ Haute, Ind. 13 Lock or shock 12 In position 23 Funeral favorite 26 Gandhi's rival 27 Animal hideaway 28 Gillette shaver 29 Actress Day 30 Capital of Vietnam 33 Colliers' workplace 34 Courteous formality 35 Plenty 36 Cloud number 37 Takes off 44 Male duck 46 Scand. country Solutions to July 28 puzzle. | X | Y | Z | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | ************************************************************************** | ************************************************************************** | ************************************************************************** | 47 Transmitter 48 "The Medium" or "The Bat" 49 Jack of the nursery rhyme 50 Canines and bicuspids 1 1 1 53 Marketed 54 Buyer's caution 55 __ du jour 56 "Of __ I Sing" 57 Tender 60 Portuguese saint