6B Wednesday, September 27, 1995 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Penn State coach regrets expletives heard nationwide The Associated Press STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Joe Paterno, Penn State head football coach, went into a damage-control mode yesterday after his nationally televised, expletive-laced quarrel with Rutgers football coach Doug Graber. Paterno apologized for his foul language and quick temper and tried to explain why Penn State backup Mike McQueary threw a 42-yard touchdown pass in the final minute of a 59-34 victory against the Scarlet Knights on Saturday. Since Saturday, Patermo has been the target of columnists and talk-show hosts around the country. The criticism was easy because a week earlier, Paterno had spoken on Penn State's commitment to avoid running up the score and embarrassing opponents. Paterno read a statement before beginning his weekly news conference and asked reporters to focus their questions on the No. 6 Nittany Lions' (3-0) game Saturday against the Wisconsin (1-1-1). Paterno explained that McQuary was supposed to throw an 8-yard pass to a third-string tight end, but he couldn't resist throwing to flanker Chris Campell, who was wide open and breaking toward the end zone. Paterno did apologize for blowing up at Graber. "I should not have to apologize for Mike doing what he has been coached to do," Paterno said. Patricio told an apologist for not showing up when he said, "I feel very, very bad about the four-letter words," Paterno said. "I would not want my kids to have to listen to a national figure go on television and say what I said." The scene showing Paterno, 68, cursing at Graber and running after him was broadcast live to a national audience on ESPN and replayed many times. "I'm not going to be critical of Doug Graber, because I've been on the other end," Paterno said. "I've been a young coach and gotten my ears pinned back." Paterno is known as a screamer in practice, but he rarely lets the public see him out of control. "You're only human, you know," Penn State linebacker Jim Nelson said. Paterno said that the whole affair would have been forgotten if not for his fiery temper. "I should have understood that the guy's upset because he got a licking like that," he said. "I should have said, I'm sorry you feel that way about it. I'll give you a call this week,' and walked away." Paterno, who coaches his 500th game as an assistant and head coach at Penn State on Saturday, jokingly said he might make it to 1,000. "I'll be all right, if I don't start fighting with those young coaches," Paterno said. Horoscopes Today's Birthday (Sept. 27): If you're careful with your money through November, by December you may get to do something fun. Sell something you don't need to increase your savings. A busy holiday season leads into a change at work and new things to learn around March. Go for the most secure option. A trip in June should be both fun and educational. Consider a romantic option all this year, but wait until August to commit. Aries (March 21-April 19) This is a pretty good day to check out the sales. Somebody may not be completely honest with you, however, so be careful. A drive this evening could help to re-establish an old friendship. Discuss a secret and you may come to a new agreement. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Watch out for a breakdown this morning. During the day, you should be able to wrap up a project you've been working on for a long time. That's good, because your attention will soon be drawn in a new direction. Tonight, do what your sweetie wants. Gemini (May 21-June 21): If you can focus your attention you will accomplish great things today. Meanwhile, something may not be the way you thought it was. Either you were purposefully misled or you jumped to the wrong conclusion. A friend can help you straighten it out. Cancer (June 22-July 22): Let your imagination wander and you might come up with a brilliant solution to an old problem. Don't proceed without telling your partner what you're up to, though. Tonight, treat yourself to a delicious new mystery novel or a slightly scary movie. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Pick a task that requires intense concentration and a burst of creativity. You should be in the mood for both, especially this morning. By tonight, you may feel like a breath of air. Take along a friend for an evening to remember. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Today, a change could work to your advantage. Try to be in the right place at the right time. You may also find a real treasure hidden among By Linda C. Black trash. Go shopping in a place where that's most likely to happen. Your sweetie would love an unexpected gift tonight. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): A fool and his money may be parted this morning, so make sure that doesn't apply to you! If you're on the selling end, you'll be safer. An educational program this evening could lead to true love or at least to an interesting conversation! Keep what you learn to yourself. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) You should be cruising at maximum power today. If you've been looking for a new source of funding, call an old friend. Tonight should be good for discussing hopes, dreams and other nebulous topics with a very attractive but shy person. Push for a decision. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you've got a project that needs a full head of steam to complete, tackle it now. Don't talk bad about anybody, though — especially one who tends to hold a grudge. A group activity should be fun tonight and could lead to a lasting partnership. Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19): Look for a string you can pull that will ensure your success. 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