HAPPY NEW YEAR!
to the
JAYHAWKER STAFF
(we assume there still is a Jayhawker staff), which has five months left in which to turn out four editions of the Jayhawker and two party picture supplements.
to
KUPA,
truly a party formed ".. full of sound and fury . ."
to
"THE SCREW," which screwed itself and had to fold up shop after three gloriously libelous issues.
to
KARL DENNISON and His Disciples
God bless them every one.
to the
School of Janitorial Sciences and a chorus of Pomp and Circumstance for its illustrious dean.
"Put On Your Gas Mask, Kid - This Is It"
to LBJ
to
JIM RYUN, Sportsman of the Year
to the
true Americans, who indiscriminately dispense parking tickets without regard for race, color, creed . . . time of day, parking location...
CAMPUS COPS.
to the POM-PON BOYS.
who apparently would rather do a Rock Chalk Junior cheer than watch a ball game.
to the
BASKETBALL SQUAD,
to
which is again proving that there can be such a thing as a winning ball team at KU.
to
PEPPER RODGERS and FOOTBALL TEAM
with highest hopes for the new season on the assumption that any change will be an improvement.
KEN NORTH
Shawnee Mission freshman, sophomore class president and KU's own man of the year. Best wishes for his impending first semester as a sophomore.
to
DEBBIE BRYANT
who has proved that it is possible for a full-time beauty to become a part-time student.
NEWSROOM MOUSE and Jerry Bean
to the POWERS THAT BE
Daily Kansan editorial page Wednesday, January 4, 1987
in Summer field Hall, who ordered a GE 625 computer that proved to be too big to fit through the doors.
to the
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