GET OUT Caroling with Natural Ties Join Natural Ties for Christmas Caroling at Brandon Woods Retirement Home, 1501 Inverness Drive, at 6 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 6. Natural Ties is an organization that fosters friendships between students and people with developmental disabilities. "When [the special needs people we work] with] learn that what they are doing makes other people happier, they get really into it," says Ashley Campbell, Natural Ties program coordinator. "The elderly are so appreciative of us being there because they know that we have taken time out of our lives to make theirs a little better." Becka Cremer and Caleb Regan W WESCOE WIT Girl 1: You know when you can feel your eyes are high? Wait. I am my eyes. I am high. Girl 2: You know, I never really realized that. You are so right. Girl 1: Yeah, I need to date a liberal boy.There's nothing but conservatives on this campus.I'm taking a political theory class, and it's really opening up my mind. Girl 1: That is so sick. Girl 2: When's the last time you shaved your legs? Girl 2: You should go Jew. They're liberal with just about everything. Girl 3: Except their money. Girl 1: Yeah, that's true. Girl 3: I dated a black guy once. Extremely prepy girl on phone: Does she still have extensions? (Pause. A horribly disgusted groan. In an annoyed voice) Well is it longer than mine? (Another groan.) Trevan McGee and Carissa Pedigo LIED CENTER The University of Kansas all ages - doors at 6:30 pm WWW.NEVERUF.COM sunflower BROADBAND M .