Wu
WESCOE WIT
Girl1: Umm, you are a little drunk.
Girl2: No I'm not. I am just hung over.
Girl 1: Well what time did you stop drinking last night?
Girl 2: I stopped at 5 this morning.
Girl1: My point exactly, you are STILL drunk. It is 9 am.
Girl 2: Oh, whatever
---
Girl: Yeah, things got a little weird. He said he could see himself marrying me.
Guy: What? Did you reply by saying "I can see myself dumping you?"
Girl 2:Oh,whatever.
Girl: What time is it?
Guy: 1400 hours.
Girl: Um, don't give me your military crap. I have no idea what that means.
Guy 1: What the hell? Did you see that squirrel?
Guy 2: No, what did it do?
Guy 1: I swear it just did like a four-foot vertical jump.
Guy 2: Ha, it should try out for our basketball team.
Girl 1: Who is that one guy on that one show? I think he is gay.
Girl 2: Well, that really narrows it down.
Girl 1: Oh crap, what is his name?
Girl 2: Matthew Perry?
Girl 1: No, he isn't gay...
Beth Breitenstein
Weekly Specials @ Kansan.com
Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tues Wed
$1 shot special $.75 Draws $2.50 Dbl Wells
$1 Shot Special $1 Wells $2.25 Bottles
$1 Shot special $3 Red Bulls and Vodka
$1.50 Draws $2.25 Wells
$1 off all imports
$1 Shot special $2 Bottle special
$1 Shot special $2 Bottle Special
$2.25 Liters $1 Draws
$1.50 Miller High Life
$2 Rolling Rock
$1.50 PBR SUNDAY SOUL & FUNK!
$1 Domestic Draws $1.50 Micro Draws $1.75 Import Draws
$2 Domestic Bottles $2 Micro Pints
$2 Wells $4 Doubles LIVE MUSIC!
$1.50 PBR Draws, $1 Shots
$3 Maker's Mark
$2.50 Boulevard Wheat and Pale Ale Draws
$2 Wells
$1.50 Bud, Bud Light, Shiner Rock PBR Draws
$1.50 PBR Draws $1 Shots
$3 Skyy and Bulleit Drinks
$.99 Draws (including Boulevard Wheat) 1/2 price Margaritas
$3 Amaretto Sours
$4 24oz. Long Island Ice Teas
$2.99 Bloody Mary's
$1 Bud & Bud Light Bottles
$1.50 Coronas
$.99 MUGaritas
$1 Wells $1 Shots $2 Bottles Wobbly H Band 18+
Censura
Jason Boland Stragglers
Visit us at www.granada.com for upcoming shows
Visit us at www.granada.com for upcoming shows
Copeland Appleseed Cast
$2 Boulevard Pints WE HAVE EVERY BOULEVARD TAP BEER AVAILABLE! $6.95 Chicken Fried Steak
$2.50 Import/Microbew Bottles $4 Double Vodka and Red Bull $9.95 Peel 'N Eat Shrimp
$2 Captains & Parrot Bay $2.50 Blue Moon Pints $10.95 12 oz. KC Strip Dinner COLLEGE GAME PLAN-All the best match-ups
$2 Bud, Bud Light, & Bud Select Bottles $2.50 Bloody Marys & Mimosas "Day After" Brunch Menu NFL SUNDAY TICKET
1/2 Price Burgers $2.50 Domestic Big Beers MNF on the Junbo Screen-QB1 Contests
$7.5 Tacos $2.50 Mexican Bottles $2.50 Margaritas on the Rocks
Jack's Famous Wings-$3.00 each $2.00 Domestic Longnecks
COMPLETE THE CROSSWORD AND GET A FREE PIZZA COUPON FROM THE KANSAN! BRING CROSSWORD TO ROOM 119 STAUFFER-FLINT.
$2 Imports $3 Jagerbombs $3 Guinness
$2 Bully/Freestate Draws $2 Coronas $2 Captains
$1 Wells $2 Redstripe $2 Michelob Ultra
$1.50 Screw Drivers
$3 Domestic Liters
$1.50 Bottles
All Smimoff Flavors $2.00
$2 Wells Ladies Night (no cover for ladies)
$3.50 Double Vodkas
$2 Domestic Draws $1 Kamikaze
Inquire to Rent
Inquire to Rent
$2 Domestic Bottles
$3 Pitchers NO COVER
$2 Domestic Bottles $2 Soco Limes
$3 Dbl Vodka $3.50 BIG Margaritas
$2 Domestic Bottles
$2 Big Beers
$3.50 Dbl Wells
$2 Big Beers $2 O-Bombs
$1 Tequila $2 Imports
BECOME A QUINTONS MYSPACE FRIEND @ myspace.com/myquintons
$2 You call its $1 Wells and draughts
$2 dboule wells and Jager Bombs
$2 Jumbo Margaritas and SoCo limes
$2 Cosmos